[Lotr Jokes and funny stuff] - One does not simply...

**Holy Harry** · July 06, 2012, 05:26 AM

I love it when people go to events and just troll like that

**Rhaenys Targaryen** · July 06, 2012, 05:58 AM

Come forth my supporters! Let us raise an army and conquer the Earth!

**Moemoeng** · July 06, 2012, 06:25 AM

lol

though I think it looks more like the Orthanc

**Bowmaster** · July 06, 2012, 06:27 AM

"I see you. I see LONDON!"

Wish they would have just made a copy of Barad-Dur in London. It could be used as large lord of the rings museum, or shop

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**Rhaenys Targaryen** · July 06, 2012, 07:32 AM

And evil pla-ehem, I mean, yes that's a very good idea!

**crawfs** · July 14, 2012, 04:48 AM

http://pastebin.com/HUfE8thA I figured this classified

**Jonlion** · July 14, 2012, 10:42 AM

Don't know the population of this forum but I am from London. We recently unveiled a new building called the Shard with a light show.

It was more than disapointing; however this was the highlight of the night:

https://twitter.com/DANIELPEMBERTON/...437568/photo/1

Cracked me up (you will need Twitter to access)

Want to be friends with that guy

**Wizad** · July 14, 2012, 10:44 AM

I agree with another poster though, it looks more like the Orthanc than the Dark Tower.

**crawfs** · July 15, 2012, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Wizad

I agree with another poster though, it looks more like the Orthanc than the Dark Tower.

To be fair I doin't think there's really a good description of Barad-Dur anywhere, so it's kind of open to interpretation

**Ngugi** · July 19, 2012, 02:47 AM

Just stumbled upon this IMO hilarious series DM of the Rings: The Copious Backstory

Lord of the Rings is more or less the foundation of modern D&D. The latter rose from the former, although the two are now so estranged that to reunite them would be an act of savage madness. Imagine a gaggle of modern hack-n-slash roleplayers who had somehow never been exposed to the original Tolkien mythos, and then imagine taking those players and trying to introduce them to Tolkien via a D&D campaign.

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612

**Oneru** · July 19, 2012, 03:09 AM

Hahaha that's brilliant, Ngugi, cheers for linking that.

**Mikail Mengsk** · July 19, 2012, 05:40 AM

ahauahauahauahauhaua oh my god that's priceless

**Wowwars** · July 19, 2012, 06:09 AM

hahahahahah funny stuff.

**Aldor** · July 19, 2012, 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by warlol

"I see you. I see LONDON!"

"The World is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of England and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Cameron ... and the union of the two towers? Together, my Lord Sauron ... we shall rule this Middle-earth."

**Lortano** · July 19, 2012, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Aldor

"The World is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of England and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Cameron ... and the union of the two towers? Together, my Lord Sauron ... we shall rule this Middle-earth."

Or altenatively

"Build me an army worthy of Mordor!"
"I'd love too but...well you see we're kind of doing some serious cutbacks to the army at the minute and, well you may have to wait until this economic problem clears up."
"Oh....alright then."
"I could send Nick Clegg."
"...you know what, I think that I'll ally with Saruman."

Another one:

"The board is set...the pieces are moving....knight to E-6."