KING KONG Facts

[.:Zack Fair:.]

Ok guys, this may sound stupid but after I have seen the custom settlements I tought of King Kong to be better than Chuck Norris.

So let's make some sentences about him like the ones about chuck norris

King Kong have asked a time machine in exchange of his soul to the devil. He uses the machine to go into the future and take some materials for his mods. The Devil gave him his soul back (with a bunch of +rep) when he downloaded Third Age and Stainless Steel.

Maybe this is weak lol, just continue yourself

 

[Incan]

hahaha oh jeez

 

[Raiven]

Don't mess with Chuck Norris even if he is weaker than KK

 

[Soul Reapir]

KK. Nuff said.

 

[.:Zack Fair:.]

King Kong roundhousekicked Chuck Norris lol

 

[Kjertesvein]

I heard Wikileaks is about to drop a bomb shell on King Kong. That he is actually a double agent from within CA, wanting to give people the real codes and a overall enjoyable game to the public

~Wille

 

[the cooliest]

Chuck Norris learned everything he knows from King Kong, including the round house kick.

 

[.:Zack Fair:.]

Ok guys let's continue this!

King Kong went to bed with Chuck Norris' wife. Chuck Norris found them and he pretended not to see and went playing TATW

 

[the cooliest]

King Kong beat up King Kong, and then stole all 3 of his beautiful ladies.

 

[MasterBigAb]

Oh no guys.

Beside the fact that threads about other members aren't allowed, this does also not have to do anything with Tolkien nor Total War, therefore it's off topic as well as it doesn't serve any purpose.
Go take such talks to privat conversations or to a group may be, but this is the wrong place for it !

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