Good video game quotes

[Henry X]

I'm talking about quotes that either made you laugh, were just ing awesome, or just really cool.

I'll start off with a couple:

1)"Landown? I've heard there are a ****load of grubs there."
"More like ten ****loads."

2) "We are going to need bigger guns..."


The first one was from Gears of War 2 between Carmine and Marcus and the second one was an option for Commander Shepard from Mass Effect upon seeing the Thorian.

Please leave vidoe game and who said it with the quote.

 

[Aonghus G. Friedhold]

Doesn't this thread exist?

 

[Henry X]

There is one for identifying quotes yes, but I don't think there is one soley for quotes.

 

[Thanatos]

"No one’s left…Everything’s gone. Kharak is burning. Kharak is being consumed by a firestorm. The Scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit. Receiving no communications form anywhere in the system… not even beacons."

- Homeworld


"A man chooses, a slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

"Jesus Conrad, tie your ing laces." - Riflemen, Company of Heroes.

"This isn't a kinterparty! Get a goddamn move on!" - Volksgrenadier, Company of Heroes

"L-l-l-ook at you, hacker... panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors.... how can you ever hope to challenge a perfect and immortal machine-e-e...." - SHODAN, System Shock 2

 

[Reynolds]

"The Iceman cometh, Sander baby. The Iceman ing cometh" - Bioshock

 

[Inhuman One]

"everything I am saying you are holding against me, if I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" -Sith officer against female PC character in Knights of the Old Republic 1.

 

[Juggernaut]

"Ohhhhh, ain't that cute?"
"Yeah, just like two s on their first date"
Gears of War 1

 

[Dayman]

"Men are but flesh and blood; They know their doom, but not the hour" - Emperor Uriel Septim

 

[Freddie]

You're face, you're ass, what's the difference!?!

The first time I heard that it had me in stitches.

 

[Roman Knight]

1)"Landown? I've heard there are a ****load of grubs there."
"More like ten ****loads."

That was the worst, least funny and most corny line I ever heard. I genuinely cringed.

Anyway, mine:

"This is Threeeeeeeeeeee-dooogg!"

 

[Noodlegasm]

"Unleash the whirlwind of our Wrath, Our Guns Never Tire, We have Beaten back the Foe.... Send them Running !" - Emperor Scolar Visari voiced by Brian Cox

 

[this_is_sparta]

awsome quotes from myth II soublighter

Epic quotes from the last two levels of myth the fallen lords

Balor: where did you find that accursed thing alric (flag of long dead arch enemy from a 200 years ago) and what madness may you raise it here?
Alric: as a lesson in humility balor
Balor: then i have a lesson for you as well, (evil laugh, then casts a massive ligthning bolt that blows up the banner into ash then strides off)

Balor "the rest of your legion has been destroyed alric, what more can you do with this handful of men? (bodies and heads fall from the sky, then he sends his legions to attack)

Alric: KILL HIM KILL HIM (holds up ancient relic which hold balor in place, while you hack off his head with 10 two handed sword beserkers)

1. Soublighter : Give me the head, Give me the head, Filty dwarves! (soublighter triggered on the last level chasing after dwarves and cutting them down with a falx (sythe spear weapon)

 

[God-Emperor of Mankind]

"Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"? " -Ashley Williams from Mass effect

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. " - Mass effect

"Yeah, well if you want me in a tin foil mini skirt and thigh-high boots, I'm gonna need dinner first... Uh... sir... " Again Ashley

and my all time favorite

"Krogan testicles are in high demand. 10,000 for one, 40,000 for a full set" - Garrus also Mass Effect.

 

[HeroSK]

"You may have technology but we have numbers!" Queen Elizabeth -Age of Empires III

"I will drink from your skull!!!" Sea Raiders -Mount & Blade

 

[Captain Jin]

"Unfortunately killing gets easier the more times you do it," Solid Snake MGS 1

"I swear if I see one more bag of freakin' dirt!" Engineer, Company of Heroes.

"Your mother sucks dwarf cock" Some random guy in the Witcher

 

[Godfrey I of Leuven]

Gold at Killzone 2:

Helghast 1: "Did you hear? Two grunts from our unit got executed by Radec?"
Helghast 2: "No ? What for? Cowardice? Defeatism?"
Helghast 1: "Uniform violations.. I you not."

 

[Noodlegasm]

Gold at Killzone 2:

Helghast 1: "Did you hear? Two grunts from our unit got executed by Radec?"
Helghast 2: "No ? What for? Cowardice? Defeatism?"
Helghast 1: "Uniform violations.. I you not."

 

[Slaxx Hatmen]

"I'm gonna retch!"-Cheery fellow from the Witcher

"You N'wah!"-Dunmer from Morrowind

"I can't help but feel like I got ripped off somehow, I'm sure you feel the same..."-Guybrush Threepwood from The Secret of Monkey Island

For some reason I can only recall funny ones, the serious quotes always seem to mesh together in my memory.

 

[Silent Assassin]

Pre-Battles Speeches from M2TW

Here are some nice pre-battle Speeches:

"And, at the last-GOD'S NIPPLES! Who drank the rest of my ale?"

"You wanna fight, eh? You and what army?"

With Venice "Men, let's get this done quickly, I don't want to be at this all day. I have other things in mind for my evening : a bottle of wine and a wench, f'r'instance !"


an HRE one went all zealot/preacher on me : "I thought I had died, and went to hell for my sins, as I see nothing but the hideous grins of demons everywhere. Gott sei dank ! It's only the enemy !"

Click on a Sicilian army when your playing another faction , and sometimes they"ll say "You talking to me ?!" ala Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver .

My faction Heir was classed as "completely insane" or somesuch... in the pre-battle speech he announced ;

"and as to my recent madness, I can assure you it was only a passing whim, ~I have talked it over with my horse, and he is of the opinion I have not been getting enough rest, after the battle I think I shall follow his advice..."


One of the Scottish armies responded like this when I clicked on them:
"I'm gonna rip off your head and spit down your neck."

"They say those Milanese are good accountants. This will help them, when they count their dead."

At another fight against Milanese troops my general yelled: "I want them dead, DEAD, DEEEEAAAAAAAAD, DEAD like a scot's soul". I'm playing the English as you might have guessed ;-).

"...our dead enemies will be worth looting. Their pockets are always full of money. I don´t belive they´ll leave it at home with their wives"

Byzantine general referring to the Milanese as "...goat fondling arse monkies".

An English general about Welsh rebels : "Well, these lads are either sheep, or Frenchmen !"

A Polish one : "You know, it will be an act of christian virtue to rid this village of so many of its idiots !"

English general speaking of the French:

"Satan must be missing some pimples on his a$$."

"they say these french men are better lovers then fighters. i ndeed this is true, ask any farm animal" lol

"The enemy would only stand a chance if my mother-in-law was with them... what if she is?!? If she is, we're all doomed!!!

When playing as the Milanese I kept getting one about the Portugese.

"they smell like fish and will acknowledge our domination. Why? Because they are all fisherman!"

playing as england with a "dislikes scots" trait; (heard awhile ago, may get slightly wrong)

"...but we do them a kindness if we kill them, for then they can escape for their shrill loathsome wives! who are better suited to gutting fish then pleasing men!"

My Russian king was facing some rrebels behind a stone wall and said
"…Wait here my fellows while i go and kick down their walls! Do not worry, they're all sodomites so they wont fight back!

 

[knight of virtue and valor]

"I'm not your boot lick!" -DOW

 

[HeroSK]

"Stop pushing me around!" Laddermen-Stronghod Crusader

 

[english tyrant]

"Stop pushing me around!" Laddermen-Stronghod Crusader

good one.

Sgt Griggs Cod 4 = "Damn, that kids got issues". Said right after Zakaevs son shoots himself.

 

[Henry X]

"You're stillin season boy! Save yourself for the playoffs!" - Cole telling Carmine to "get in the chopper".

"We have no begining.We have no end. We are infinite." - Sovereign speaking to Commander Shepard.

"Reaper, a term given by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction." - also Sovereign.

"I just love it when women fight over me." - Commander Shepard being confronted by Ashley Williams and Liara T'Soni

"Can't I just have you both?" Comander Shepard in aforementioned situation.


And most Gears of War quotes are cringeworthy, but their ballsiness makes them awesome!

 

[Lord of Lost Socks]

From Baldur's Gate
"Where Minsk goes, evil stands aside." - Minsk
"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes. AARARHRAHRHGHRH!!!" - Minsk commanding his miniature giant space hamster Boo.

 

[Kamos]

From Baldur's Gate
"Where Minsk goes, evil stands aside." - Minsk
"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes. AARARHRAHRHGHRH!!!" - Minsk commanding his miniature giant space hamster Boo.

Or my personal favorite "Butt kicking for goodness!!!" you can't help but love him .

 

[Danny_K_1]

And most Gears of War quotes are cringeworthy, but their ballsiness makes them awesome!

I would only call the landown quote cringworthy, I don't get why people like it so much

 

[sopulii]

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"

 

[Thanatos]

"You were almost turned into a Jill sandwich!" - Resident Evil, from Barry to Jill.

 

[Shazbot]

"Blue Warrior needs food badly."

Gauntlet 2

 

[Hippolord]

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"

AHHHHHH NO IT BURNS! I DIED SO MANY TIMES BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID MAN TELLING ME THAT!!!

It's not easy being Green!- Orc, Warcraft 2