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[Diamat]

"Packaged ramen"

As opposed to what? The shop clerk just giving you a handful of loose ramen?

Restaurant ramperson are better in Japan than in Korea. But the packaged ones suck in Japan.

 

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I actually hunted and ate a rare Japanese one time. A whole 10 days in an African jungle, but it was worth it.

 

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Yes because I was the aggressor.

 

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I don't know who that is.

 

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Woah creepy. That is the guy I ate.

 

[AqD]

Did you eat him to become short and ugly, or to become like the ones he ate?

 

[Flinn]

I'm sure he was just hungry, I know Oda is a nice dude and won't do that again, is that true my boy?

 

[Cookiegod]

He definitely won't eat the same person again! he swears it.

 

[Sir Adrian]

Oda killed money. I have proff.

 

[Cookiegod]

He killed my sense of wonder.

 

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Oda did 9/11

 

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Did you eat him to become short and ugly, or to become like the ones he ate?

I did it to steal his power.

I'm sure he was just hungry, I know Oda is a nice dude and won't do that again, is that true my boy?

It was really a one time thing. I wanted to hunt the legendary Japanese. I haven't had that much fun since I killed Cecil the Lion.

He definitely won't eat the same person again! he swears it.

I pretty much can't since I ate most of it already.

I think it's reasonable to let him go if he promises not to do it again

I wouldn't eat people anymore. I'm not a cannibal, was just curious.

Oda killed money. I have proff.

I killed money... and I would do it again if I could.

He killed my sense of wonder.

Now this was by accident. Life is a miracle and you should regard it as such.

Oda did 9/11

No way it could have been me, 9/11 was an inside job.

 

[AqD]

Wasn't there someone claim to be money? Ghost?

 

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

If we truly believe, money will never die.

 

[Ferdiad]

I have denied that request.

 

[Ferdiad]

As we say in my home county, yurt.

 

[Diamat]

I didn't know Ferdiad was a Mongol.

 

[Diamat]

Guess who'll be returning to the Heimatland soon? I shall pay homage to Hegel at Heidelberg University.

Edit: This is my 10,000th post. Fitting.

 

[AqD]

Guess who'll be returning to the Heimatland soon? I shall pay homage to Hegel at Heidelberg University.

Dead people places are creepy. Any paranormal experience to share?

 

[Cookiegod]

Any paranormal experience to share?

He's a philosopher. He Kant.

Unless you mean by paranormal things that cannot be explained through science. Then yes that's all they talk about.

 

[Ferdiad]

Philosophers used to be the cool dudes who got all the chicks, no they talk about why they have no chicks.

 

[Diamat]

We still get plenty of chicks. You have no idea how turned on some girl get by indecipherable gibberish.

 

[Ferdiad]

Believe me, i can't believe i've ridden some girls with the amount of ramblings i've talked to them wirth.

 

[Ferdiad]

Literally best accent to pull women with in america, helps that american men want to appear too macho to be good at humour usually when trying to pull.

 

[Diamat]

I think American women have a general obsession with European accents. It's quite weird. When I first arrived in the US as a high school student, girls kept writing me love letters and kept telling me how sexy my accent is. I rejected them all (almost).

 

[Diamat]

Right. Truth be told, I only rejected the ugly ones.

 

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

So they were all ugly?

 

[Cookiegod]

So they were all ugly?

Only the ugly ones wrote to him.

 

[Ferdiad]

Any hole's a goal.

 

[Ferdiad]

too wise words, are you some imposter?