Creative Assembly Terrible DLC Ideas Thread

[Tyso3]

I would like the community to suggest quite possibily the worst Ideas for DLC so in your infinite wisdom, you do not decide to release them.

Beasts of war, the new on is great example.

Any others?

Upgradeable cataphrat jockstraps for parthian soldiers?
Sweat and Hair skin pack for roman soldiers?
Lancers mounted on wardogs?

*Offensive remarks removed.
~LestaT

[Karnil Vark Khaitan]

what if I told you the new DLC is a great idea?

[Tyso3]

I would accuse you of trolling

[Sigma]

I would like the community to suggest quite possibily the worst Ideas for DLC so in your infinite wisdom, you do not decide to release them.

Beasts of war, the new on is great example.

Any others?

Upgradeable cataphrat jockstraps for parthian soldiers?
Sweat and Hair skin pack for roman soldiers?
Lancers mounted on wardogs?

Amazon faction
a tree variety pack
a torch flinging ballista
DLC Horse Armor. (Remember when Elder Scrolls did it and everyone flipped their lid? Now nearly every game has something like that and no one bats an eye. How far the world has fallen. )

[Templar Knight]

DLC Horse Armor.

I see you are an Oblivion fan sir.

[Brewskii]

Can we please stop with the incessant thread making? There are already 2 threads on this very subject.

[Errabundi]

Torch-proof gates DLC.

[RedGuard]

Can we please stop with the incessant thread making? There are already 2 threads on this very subject.

please, this thread is different We need mor humour threads.

How about snakes on a plane DLC and Scorpion fights DLC a new option for seige battles, have the defndeing force come out with its scorpion in a box while the attacker does the same. whoever wins doesn't have to glitch out on the walls.

[Anibal at portas]

I would like the community to suggest quite possibily the worst Ideas for DLC so in your infinite wisdom, you do not decide to release them.

Any others?

Upgradeable cataphrat jockstraps for parthian soldiers?
Sweat and Hair skin pack for roman soldiers?
Lancers mounted on wardogs?

to imagine a aberrant DCl as beasts of war has to drink much whiskey and beer among other things and then you can imagine crap of this category.

[Tyso3]

please, this thread is different We need mor humour threads.

How about snakes on a plane DLC and Scorpion fights DLC a new option for seige battles, have the defndeing force come out with its scorpion in a box while the attacker does the same. whoever wins doesn't have to glitch out on the walls.

That is quite possibly the most retarded idea so far, rep to you sir!

[Brewskii]

please, this thread is different We need mor humour threads.

No, its not different. Its just another idiotic thread clogging up the forum and stopping people from having real discussions about the game. You don't need to start a new thread every time you feel like you have something to say. You can simply post in one of the existing threads.

[RedGuard]

No, its not different. Its just another idiotic thread clogging up the forum and stopping people from having real discussions about the game. You don't need to start a new thread every time you feel like you have something to say. You can simply post in one of the existing threads.

the only real discussions have already been done to death. There's not much more one can say about the game, it speaks for itself. Also I have a feeling if there were ten threads praising the game you would have nothing to say

[Tyso3]

No, its not different. Its just another idiotic thread clogging up the forum and stopping people from having real discussions about the game. You don't need to start a new thread every time you feel like you have something to say. You can simply post in one of the existing threads.

What like post in the 400 page long complaint thread?

Or post in the 'omg i bought the game and i am suprised that its not good' threads?

Or the countless other lets all be super serious and rage at CA.


I thought having a bit of a laugh while having a dig at CA is a good way to blow off steam. But your right, lets just put glass in everyones eyes.

[Musteline]

I want a Big Dango Family unit pack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnQfSbthHo

[Brewskii]

the only real discussions have already been done to death. There's not much more one can say about the game, it speaks for itself. Also I have a feeling if there were ten threads praising the game you would have nothing to say

Call me a fanboy. Why didn't I see that coming?

I just miss the days of being able to log onto TWC and partake in real discussions. And how is mindlessly circle jerking about how terrible a game is any better than mindlessly praising it?

[RedGuard]

Call me a fanboy. Why didn't I see that coming?

I just miss the days of being able to log onto TWC and partake in real discussions. And how is mindlessly circle jerking about how terrible a game is any better than mindlessly praising it?

I never called you a fanboy you did it yourself you flagellant sounds like someone has a guilty conscience. If you have a real discussion feel free to start your own thread on the subject

[Tyso3]

Call me a fanboy. Why didn't I see that coming?

I just miss the days of being able to log onto TWC and partake in real discussions. And how is mindlessly circle jerking about how terrible a game is any better than mindlessly praising it?

Because its a well known fact that the major concenus on this forum is the game lacked a hell of a lot that they promised and fails to deliver the essence of a total war game.

Some people love the game, THATS FINE imo. But saying the game is not broken and works perfectly fine is like denying gravity.

[Musteline]

Call me a fanboy. Why didn't I see that coming?

I just miss the days of being able to log onto TWC and partake in real discussions. And how is mindlessly circle jerking about how terrible a game is any better than mindlessly praising it?

You know that there are better places then rome 2 general discussion, then why come here?

[RedGuard]

how about lions tigers and bears DLC

[Tyso3]

How about, Mothership Zeta (from Fallout) arrives in Rome and introduces Plasma weapons DLC?