Creative Assembly Terrible DLC Ideas Thread

[Tyso3]

I would like the community to suggest quite possibily the worst Ideas for DLC so in your infinite wisdom, you do not decide to release them.

Beasts of war, the new on is great example.

Any others?

Upgradeable cataphrat jockstraps for parthian soldiers?
Sweat and Hair skin pack for roman soldiers?
Lancers mounted on wardogs?

*Offensive remarks removed.
~LestaT

[Karnil Vark Khaitan]

what if I told you the new DLC is a great idea?

[Tyso3]

I would accuse you of trolling

[Sigma]

I would like the community to suggest quite possibily the worst Ideas for DLC so in your infinite wisdom, you do not decide to release them.

Beasts of war, the new on is great example.

Any others?

Upgradeable cataphrat jockstraps for parthian soldiers?
Sweat and Hair skin pack for roman soldiers?
Lancers mounted on wardogs?

Amazon faction
a tree variety pack
a torch flinging ballista
DLC Horse Armor. (Remember when Elder Scrolls did it and everyone flipped their lid? Now nearly every game has something like that and no one bats an eye. How far the world has fallen. )

[Templar Knight]

DLC Horse Armor.

I see you are an Oblivion fan sir.

[Humble Warrior]

I see you are an Oblivion fan sir.

At least Berthesda learned from that. They listened to the fans and never did such a shoddy, pointless DLC again.

I won`t suggest what CA shouldn`t do as it is obvious they don`t care, and when it seems like they do, it`s only until they can release the next milking DLC for cash.

[Totalheadache]

At least Berthesda learned from that. They listened to the fans and never did such a shoddy, pointless DLC again.

I won`t suggest what CA shouldn`t do as it is obvious they don`t care, and when it seems like they do, it`s only until they can release the next milking DLC for cash.

shocking thing is they dont seem to take any notice of the dedicated fans on this site (and I dont mean fanboys they have their own padded cells)....

perhaps we should all do a mass migration onto the official site and bombard it with threads...

that might send a message...

[Zephyrus]

shocking thing is they dont seem to take any notice of the dedicated fans on this site (and I dont mean fanboys they have their own padded cells)....

perhaps we should all do a mass migration onto the official site and bombard it with threads...

that might send a message...

They'll just ban you and continue on their merry little way to misleading more consumers on any of their future titles. If they expect me to spend another red cent on their proposed warhammer franchise, they've got another thing coming.

To the OP: Snakeman faction DLC. We can have snake people manning the snake ballista and snake filled onagers.

[Tyso3]

At least Berthesda learned from that. They listened to the fans and never did such a shoddy, pointless DLC again.

I won`t suggest what CA shouldn`t do as it is obvious they don`t care, and when it seems like they do, it`s only until they can release the next milking DLC for cash.

I was paying New Vegas yesterday, And bought and tried out the DLC 'Old World Blues'. It took me the better part or 8/9 hours to finish the main quest and some side quests. i still have 65% of the DLC world to explore. with all the guns, tech, lore etc to find.


THAT is a DLC, that is worth money. That and snake cataphrats that someone suggested earlier.

[Joseph The Great]

Straight up burst out laughing with that one.

a torch flinging ballista

[Brewskii]

Can we please stop with the incessant thread making? There are already 2 threads on this very subject.

[RedGuard]

Can we please stop with the incessant thread making? There are already 2 threads on this very subject.

please, this thread is different We need mor humour threads.

How about snakes on a plane DLC and Scorpion fights DLC a new option for seige battles, have the defndeing force come out with its scorpion in a box while the attacker does the same. whoever wins doesn't have to glitch out on the walls.

[Tyso3]

please, this thread is different We need mor humour threads.

How about snakes on a plane DLC and Scorpion fights DLC a new option for seige battles, have the defndeing force come out with its scorpion in a box while the attacker does the same. whoever wins doesn't have to glitch out on the walls.

That is quite possibly the most retarded idea so far, rep to you sir!

[Brewskii]

please, this thread is different We need mor humour threads.

No, its not different. Its just another idiotic thread clogging up the forum and stopping people from having real discussions about the game. You don't need to start a new thread every time you feel like you have something to say. You can simply post in one of the existing threads.

[RedGuard]

No, its not different. Its just another idiotic thread clogging up the forum and stopping people from having real discussions about the game. You don't need to start a new thread every time you feel like you have something to say. You can simply post in one of the existing threads.

the only real discussions have already been done to death. There's not much more one can say about the game, it speaks for itself. Also I have a feeling if there were ten threads praising the game you would have nothing to say

[Brewskii]

the only real discussions have already been done to death. There's not much more one can say about the game, it speaks for itself. Also I have a feeling if there were ten threads praising the game you would have nothing to say

Call me a fanboy. Why didn't I see that coming?

I just miss the days of being able to log onto TWC and partake in real discussions. And how is mindlessly circle jerking about how terrible a game is any better than mindlessly praising it?

[Tyso3]

No, its not different. Its just another idiotic thread clogging up the forum and stopping people from having real discussions about the game. You don't need to start a new thread every time you feel like you have something to say. You can simply post in one of the existing threads.

What like post in the 400 page long complaint thread?

Or post in the 'omg i bought the game and i am suprised that its not good' threads?

Or the countless other lets all be super serious and rage at CA.


I thought having a bit of a laugh while having a dig at CA is a good way to blow off steam. But your right, lets just put glass in everyones eyes.

[Symphony]

I thought having a bit of a laugh while having a dig at CA is a good way to blow off steam.

I see what you did there....

[Errabundi]

Torch-proof gates DLC.

[Anibal at portas]

I would like the community to suggest quite possibily the worst Ideas for DLC so in your infinite wisdom, you do not decide to release them.

Any others?

Upgradeable cataphrat jockstraps for parthian soldiers?
Sweat and Hair skin pack for roman soldiers?
Lancers mounted on wardogs?

to imagine a aberrant DCl as beasts of war has to drink much whiskey and beer among other things and then you can imagine crap of this category.