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    Thanatos's Avatar Now Is Not the Time
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    Default Life really sucks.

    This game is, by far, the worst I've ever played. I don't even know how it got released on the market with all the bugs it has. I mean, the list of why this game sucks could be never-ending, but here's just a few problems I've found with it.

    - Unintuitive controls require years to master. Years!
    - 12+ years of level-grinding in "Schools", just to up your intelligence stat (One of the biggest bugs in the game: On almost half of the copies released, once you pass the 6th or 7th year, your intelligence stat actually starts to drop. I mean, what the heck, man)
    - Multiplayer sucks. Random inventory stealing, and sometimes even PKing in what's supposed to be a peaceful environment. Not to mention all the annoying noobs that you can't mute or kick from the server.
    - No notice of random encounters. I'd have been able to defend myself if I had some hint that a dog was coming. Music change, dog growling, something.
    - Overcomplicated health system fused terribly with "Everything trying to Kill you". Seriously, I'm supposed to exercise, watch my carbs, sodium intake, calorie burning to keep myself alive (And in shape, for that matter. All of my physical stats suffer a severe drop if I don't keep up with a good exercise routine), all while one little bullet from some idiot thinking he's funny could kill me right there. I mean, jeez, dude.
    - The fishing mini-game is a bit boring.
    - No apparent goal. Seriously, it's like a whole bunch of sidequests put together. I don't know what I'm playing toward, what's the ultimate goal or final boss or anything.

    How would I go about contacting the developers? This game needs a patch.

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    Default Re: Life really sucks.

    wait, is the name of the game life or what? i dont really know what game you are talking about

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    Default Re: Life really sucks.

    Just be glad you had a go Thanny

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    I remember that game.
    No monthly fee but the items all cost real-life money unless you are going for a criminal.
    And well some of these items are expensive as well.
    And what is worse is those freaking gold-miners that bother you every bloody day.

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    I hate the reload system. There's only a few 'religions' that offer it, and if you're unlucky enough not to be born in regions where they are prevalent you just have to survive the first 20 or so years without the possiblity of saving.

    But even if you're able to reload, you never end up with the same character! Sometimes you even end up with an animal.
    Some day I'll actually write all the reviews I keep promising...

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    I think you need to infract yourself, here, Thanny, for being off-topic by putting a thread in the wrong forum. Even when disguised in a different format, this belongs in the EMM or the PHA. That'll be 3 points for you young man.

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    Default Re: Life really sucks.

    What?? I don't understand. Is this like real life?

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    Default Re: Life really sucks.

    Yes....

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    Default Re: Life really sucks.


    Indeed

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    oh, i feel like an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus_96 View Post
    oh, i feel like an idiot
    heh i had a good laugh at your first post, luckily i realized that its about reallife when i read the second sentence

    Oh and the greatest flaw of this game is that there are no Respawns.
    Or are they?


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    This is actually pretty funny and makes sense.

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    it would be pretty cool if there were respawns

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus_96 View Post
    it would be pretty cool if there were respawns
    It depends what religion class you are part of, but even then the respawn locations are finicky
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    WTB 3 to 4 Save Game Slots...PST

    Lol

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    Strange, I always enjoyed it. I know exactly where I'm going.
    Quote Originally Posted by Carl Jung was right View Post
    We just don't get films which accurately portray military decision making like Dr. Strangelove anymore these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry X View Post
    Strange, I always enjoyed it. I know exactly where I'm going.
    how did you get a mini-map?




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    I loved this thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paradamed View Post
    I loved this thread!
    What do you mean "loved"?

    I didn't get a minimap, I just memorized the entire world and I know what goal I'm working towards.
    Quote Originally Posted by Carl Jung was right View Post
    We just don't get films which accurately portray military decision making like Dr. Strangelove anymore these days.

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    Default Re: Life really sucks.

    I can't find a guide to picking up women at gamefaqs, can someone provide a link?

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