Which race of middle-earth would you be and why? (Read First Post)

[Incredible Bulk]

What race Would you be and why? Human and from where? Elf? Dwarven? Hobbit? Orc? Troll? Nazgul? Goblin? Ent? Ect
Another question would be once you choose your race what class of person would you be? Politician, soldier and what kind, officer, royalty, farmer, merc, ranger, slave, wizard ?

I love the line on the film when Gimli says "I wish I could muster up a legion of dwarves fully armed and filthy" they are strong and fearless warriors as a
People, to bad their woman are ugly. But one on one dwarves can take down any goblin, Orc, human, elf, or what ever. And a troop of dwarves can bring down a troll on my opinion so I choose dwarves. And I choose soldier heavy infrantry axman

[Tate]

Elf - can't die of old age, hot wimmins, no facial hair. 'Nuff said

[Elensul]

Elf - can't die of old age, hot wimmins, no facial hair. 'Nuff said

Same

PS: immortality gives you the time to become all around skilled)) THat has no price

[Thrillology]

Elf - can't die of old age, hot wimmins, no facial hair. 'Nuff said

Someone must not be completely educated in the histories and races of Tolkien's World! Elves, humans, any creature, are not immortal unless they are granted to live eternally in the Undying Lands. Otherwise, you can still be killed if you're on Middle Earth, and if you're in Numenor, you're already dead.

Also, elves are the oldest race on the world. They were first awoken in the first age of sun and the struggles against Morgoth.

I'm a big Tolkien fan, I have a room that is The Lord of the Rings themed.

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I would want to be a man that lives in the Undying Lands, living in peace. I wouldn't want to be a hobbit because they're too small, I wouldn't want to be an Elf because I wouldn't want to risk being a part of the Fall of Gondolin or live in a forest that went from being named "Greenwood" to "Mirkwood". I wouldn't want to be a dwarf because they're short and fat. I wouldn't want to be an orc, goblin, Uruk (bred from orcs), or a Nazgul (Nazguls were servants of Saurons as humans, but their bones and skin eventually disappeared) or any other evil/corrupted creatures.

Besides, the first elves were tortured and became the first orcs because of Morgoth. :/

[Pinkie Pie]

As much as I like the dwarves and their manly beards, I can not handle the dwarven women with their manlier beards.

I will go with the elves.

[Fanest]

Tom Bombadil's race if it even exists

merry immortal invincible chap who lets others destroy each other while having a nice smoke and cool beer

[Bob Doad]

Elves i mean no contest...

[A Goon of Sparta]

maia

[francis86]

A black numenorean cause i wish to control the world and wear their nice armor

[Warlord Skorr]

A black numenorean cause i wish to control the world and wear their nice armor

This man speaks my mind.

Tyranny just isn't as fun without some classy clothes to prance around in.

[Curufin]

Hobbit, all they do is eat, sleep, get drunk and smoke "weed", they do a little bit of work now and then. Sounds like a easy life to me!

[will_rommel]

Uruk-Hai, they're walking badass.

[paradamed]

Same as Curufin. Too much responsibility being a elf. A hobbit would be fine.

[Heart of Madness]

Hobbit, all they do is eat, sleep, get drunk and smoke "weed", they do a little bit of work now and then. Sounds like a easy life to me!

Same as Curufin. Too much responsibility being a elf. A hobbit would be fine.

Agreed with both of you. I'd love to be a Hobbit.

[lolIsuck]

Elf but residing in the Shire
double win

[Incredible Bulk]

Only thing with elves you live forever but can still be killed so of your a soldier you have a good chance to die

[GueulEclator]

Orcs : they can produce no less than 40 kg of crap each days. I would then throw this crap at the elven houses.
I would also wait till they go in vacation to go further.
After they return form vacation, they would find their houses covered in shi.t .

[Highland Kelt]

Orcs : they can produce no less than 40 kg of crap each days. I would then throw this crap at the elven houses.
I would also wait till they go in vacation to go further.
After they return form vacation, they would find their houses covered in shi.t .

hahaha! lmao!

[David93]

Only thing with elves you live forever but can still be killed so of your a soldier you have a good chance to die

Not true, iirc you simply go to valinor, you could then return to middle earth, glorfindel for example, died fighting a balrog, is then present in lotr. Either way you can never die.

[nein]

everyone is going to say elf

elf btw