'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

[Flinn]

50s were a crazy period.. in the US

Spoiler for Xmas gift idea: 

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Melt away^^

[Gigantus]

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The four phases in the life of a man:

1. Believe in Father Christmas
2. Don't believe in Father Christmas anymore
3. Play Father Christmas
4. Look like Father Christmas

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[Gigantus]

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'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally'

[AoRun]

[Gigantus]

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I know I'm never going to understand you women
How can you take boiling hot wax
pour it onto your upper thigh
rip the hair out by the root
and still be afraid of a spider

[AoRun]

[Gigantus]

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One of these days I asked my wife this fundamental question:
'I can't understand how women can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time'
Being patience personified the love of my life calmly responded:
'God made us beautiful so that you are attracted to us
God made us stupid so that we are attracted to you'

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[AoRun]

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[AoRun]

[Gigantus]

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Recently, at a job interview
"Your strengths?"
"I stay calm and friendly even when talking to idiots"
"We'll come back to you"
"Very kind of you"

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[Flinn]

Random stuff

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I love the Bill Gates Meme.

[AoRun]

[Gigantus]

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Telemarketer on the phone:
"Who is doing the domestic work in your house?"
"No-one"
"That's a problem..."
"You're preaching to the choir"