We should enslave EB2 team

[maurel]

Ave my roman friends, countrymen and members of the senate.


EB2 is great but still lacks a lot and the work in progress is as slow as two turtles trying to have sex. Not only that but they insult our glorious republic by not even having polybian legions ! how can we expect Marius to come and save us with his new legions if we let EB2 team lose this much of precious time ?!

To resolve this matter i bring upon you all a very simply and roman proposition: lets enslave EB2 team e make they work at ramming speed. with this we will make their hobby "permanent" and bring our republic to glory !

[Theo]

You would entrust slaves to such a dignified and important station?!?!? What are we, the Mamluks?

[maurel]

why not ? we already enslave thoses man loving greeks and use them as teachers for our patricians. What is wrong with some glorified slaves ?

[Alciphron]

I'm a slave and I find this thread offensive.

[maurel]

i didin't know tools could be offended.

[Boriak]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

http://youtu.be/KFwBH2fb2E0?t=2m52s

[tobymoby]

This proposal is certainly one of the more interesting ones I have seen....

[Achilles Lacedaemon]

As a Spartan I vote for Helots.

[Grimmy]

No no!

Slavery is outlawed!

Instead, we should sequester them for the duration.
That's legal

[Mr.IAmHere]

Hear Hear!

[tobymoby]

Or even better, you could assist the team with modelling, skinning, scripting etc!

[Roma_Victrix]

This is the best idea for a thread I've seen in a long time. If only it were true! And even better if the EB II team were female slaves.

[bobbyr]

If I won the lottery I'd hire them permanently so they could quit their regular jobs and finish EB II by the end of December. After that they could develop a proper Rome III [emoji6]

[naq]

EB2 team must be enslaved. - Cato the Elder

[caratacus]

If I won the lottery I'd hire them permanently so they could quit their regular jobs and finish EB II by the end of December. After that they could develop a proper Rome III [emoji6]

And then in December, they would be out of work!! since you aren't CA and won't have the rights for making a RTW3

Why not instead, use some of your lottery winnings to buy a major stake of shares in Sega Sammy. Then use the leverage to force CA to hire them as team leaders for a reconstruction of RTW2 for its integration with Attila TW. That way you create the RTW2 we deserve and make profit from its success.

[Alciphron]

i didin't know tools could be offended.

Watch your wife and children, Roman

[k/t]

This is the best idea for a thread I've seen in a long time. If only it were true! And even better if the EB II team were female slaves.

Except females can't mod or even use computers. They already struggle with cars, and those have a lot fewer buttons.

Someone else has already made the suggestion I was going to make: learn to mod and help out.

[maurel]

Watch your wife and children, Roman

Come at me servus !

gladium inducam super te ego !

[Appius Pulcher]

Or even better, you could assist the team with modelling, skinning, scripting etc!

Or better yet! If everyone is bored I would be only to happy to provide everyone with a discussion topic!

For instance, did you know that your (tobymoby's) avatar of a spearman is holding the spear underhand, and thus in the wrong way? ...

[ooji]

And therefore, I believe EB2 team (Carthage) must be destroyed.