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    Well...
    uhm...

    Time is irrelevant!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarus View Post
    and the only knew each other from the time that Aragorn departed to the Black Gate and like a week later Faramir asked her hand in marriage. Talk about short term relationships.
    Thats nothing to Joe Swanson! Took him 15 minutes with Boney(how do you spell here name).
    The AI is like a retarded overwieght child. He realy want all those fries, he just does not know how to get them. http://img1.coolspacetricks.com/imag...unny/81776.gif

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    Bonnie...

    Well, I have no better examples. Just read up on your Hollywood lecture


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    eowyn and galadriel could be generals, a shame m2 engine sees generals as males by default, anyways galadriel really deserves to be a general in TATW, she even deserves her own hero model, she could have the retinues: leader of the galadrim, 1 of the elvish rings (dont remember wich), and Light of Elendil,she could actually be one of the greates generals ingame

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    Quote Originally Posted by desean View Post
    anyways galadriel really deserves to be a general in TATW, she even deserves her own hero model, she could have the retinues: leader of the galadrim, 1 of the elvish rings (dont remember wich), and Light of Elendil,she could actually be one of the greates generals ingame
    Dont forget she could marry another female.
    The AI is like a retarded overwieght child. He realy want all those fries, he just does not know how to get them. http://img1.coolspacetricks.com/imag...unny/81776.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by desean View Post
    eowyn and galadriel could be generals, a shame m2 engine sees generals as males by default, anyways galadriel really deserves to be a general in TATW, she even deserves her own hero model, she could have the retinues: leader of the galadrim, 1 of the elvish rings (dont remember wich), and Light of Elendil,she could actually be one of the greates generals ingame
    Yes, who gives a damn about family trees. Even tolkien said Galadriel brought down Dol Guldur so why not?

    Éowyn fought, nearly died, and would have gone to the black gate and fought even more bravely had it not been for the Witch King. No one can doubt that. Give her a bodyguard of riders of rohan but no helm, we want to see her.

    Here is an idea but would mean she goes unnamed:

    Have Théoden as a hero with UNIQUE Bodyguard with the standard bearer unique as Éowyn. There is Éowyn and Theoden in one! (But she cannot die, brilliant!)

    Théoden can have her as an ancillary which increases hitpoints and so on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarus View Post
    Yes, who gives a damn about family trees. Even tolkien said Galadriel brought down Dol Guldur so why not?

    Éowyn fought, nearly died, and would have gone to the black gate and fought even more bravely had it not been for the Witch King. No one can doubt that. Give her a bodyguard of riders of rohan but no helm, we want to see her.

    Here is an idea but would mean she goes unnamed:

    Have Théoden as a hero with UNIQUE Bodyguard with the standard bearer unique as Éowyn. There is Éowyn and Theoden in one! (But she cannot die, brilliant!)

    Théoden can have her as an ancillary which increases hitpoints and so on.
    Eowyn never had a General status and only fought at Pelennor. Galadriel hardly does much fighting when the war of the rings starts either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarus View Post
    Give her a bodyguard of riders of rohan but no helm, we want to see her.

    Here is an idea but would mean she goes unnamed:

    Have Théoden as a hero with UNIQUE Bodyguard with the standard bearer unique as Éowyn. There is Éowyn and Theoden in one! (But she cannot die, brilliant!)

    Théoden can have her as an ancillary which increases hitpoints and so on.
    Theoden would never let Eowyn lead an army. He may have left her to lead the Rohan after his death but while he is alive he would never see her fight. Is it even possible to make Eowyn unkillable if she was the standard bearer of his unit? You would think he would notice his standard bearer is a women.
    The AI is like a retarded overwieght child. He realy want all those fries, he just does not know how to get them. http://img1.coolspacetricks.com/imag...unny/81776.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmaster Tibs View Post
    Theoden would never let Eowyn lead an army. He may have left her to lead the Rohan after his death but while he is alive he would never see her fight. Is it even possible to make Eowyn unkillable if she was the standard bearer of his unit? You would think he would notice his standard bearer is a women.
    It was an idea but first i thought of Elfhelm then I realised the idea could allow her to be with Théoden.




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    Ioreth shouldn't be a princess - she isn't even royal! That kind of ruins the point...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficerJohn View Post
    Ioreth shouldn't be a princess - she isn't even royal! That kind of ruins the point...
    Ioreth isn't needed, she was just a clever healer.




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    They removed princesses because a man-orc marriage wouldn't make sence at all...

    So, unless someone will ever find a way to avoid this from happening, no princesses please.

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    Women are only good in a) the kitchen b) the bedroom c) the laundry. They are not good in a) war-room b) battlefield (except as hot and slutty nurses) c) any form of government and anything related to management of anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISA Gunner View Post
    Women are only good in a) the kitchen b) the bedroom c) the laundry. They are not good in a) war-room b) battlefield (except as hot and slutty nurses) c) any form of government and anything related to management of anything.
    Very interesting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISA Gunner View Post
    Women are only good in a) the kitchen b) the bedroom c) the laundry. They are not good in a) war-room b) battlefield (except as hot and slutty nurses) c) any form of government and anything related to management of anything.
    Dunno about the Kitchen, my Mum always breaks the glasses whilst washing up!

    p.s. Don't be sexist, Shielmaidens DO have a place on the battlefield.(Hence the name, Shieldmaidens).




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    Quote Originally Posted by Olifantenstaart View Post
    They removed princesses because a man-orc marriage wouldn't make sence at all...

    So, unless someone will ever find a way to avoid this from happening, no princesses please.
    There won't be an orc-human marriage because the orc factions use the teutonic family tree so they are not able to marry.

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    Vrouwen hebben maar een recht het aanrecht!
    Women have only one right the sink!


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    If Mordor was led by Black Numenorians (Nazgul, and others like the Mouth) They would have brides; attractive but evil brides, that would be awesome! Only thing is that it would mean all the pictures of Orc generals and orcish names would change. As for Morian orcs... some of them in the film were played by women, so you could use those faces in pictures. Uruks, for Isengard, probably bred with Human women, nasty as that sounds.
    Actually just looked on google images for orc-women.... don't.
    The Duke of Dunwich and surrounding fiefdom

    For any who are interested by my FF on occurrences in Rhun and beyond; I have begun a new project (not because the old one is finished, just opening more room for ideas) about one of the minor characters, Rankal. It is in the Third Age AAR index and here is the link http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=376994

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    Teh first result is nice
    Don't search for femlae dwarves!
    This is one of the better results:


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    i cant see

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