Hello all, this is a number of firsts for me... this is my first AAR, my first time playing as a Muslim faction in MTW2, and my first time playing the game above a level of Easy/Easy
I chose Egypt because it seemed like it'd be a good challenge. They tend to take Jerusalem and the Holy Land, only to have to fight off Crusaders, Mongols and Timurids. They're usually among the first factions to get wiped out by enemy AI. I had already played as England, France, Spain, Russia and Venice. I'm ready to look at another part of the campaign map.
I can't say how often I'll update this, since I have a job and am not always available on the computer. And I'm not sure what you guys like to see in an AAR. I'm writing this to suit my own interests, but if you've got tips and suggestions, I'll see about accommodating them!
I'll be writing this in a diary style, and the aim is to capture a bit of the silly pretentiousness that I imagine diaries written by rulers would have. There will be no serious discussion of tactics (unless it's a major battle) or philosophical ruminations. And remember, if it sounds like a joke, it probably is. (That's all my way of saying, Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously)
Without further ado...
Diary of the "First" Sultan of Egypt
Dear Diary,
It's me again. As I grow older, my thoughts turn to the land of my fathers. The legacy of Egypt is powerful and profound - all I need to do is look at the pyramids and see for myself. And in the long years of my life, what have I accomplished? Very little, apparently.
How will the world remember me when I am gone? Will I leave a legacy that will be remembered when, like my sires, my sons are gone?
It is with this in mind that I have embarked on a plot for world domination. I have sent one son of mine to capture the village of Jedda, and the other to the southern city of Dongola. It is my desire to unite the Nile under the Egyptian banner once again, and to bring the Red Sea under my control.
I am sure that as long as I continue to fight for Egypt, I shall live forever.
Diary of the Second Sultan's Little Brother
Dad sent me to Jedda. Great.
I didn't really want to be here, but he said something about taking the Red Sea. I told him I was happy to stay in Gaza castle, but he wouldn't hear of it. I think he's gone senile in his old age. Oh dear.
Well, today was fun. I'm still full from my feast. I got to kick out the rebels that were holding Jedda.
There's me, right in front of Ali's Shwarma.
I tried doing a two-pronged attack, but the rebels seemed to be fighting well. I think they were using performance enhancing drugs, I'm not too sure. I don't know, but they seemed awfully aggressive.
After hours of brutal fighting, I was reduced to calling in our archers to engage the enemy troops in melee combat. That was our only saving grace. I lost many good men that day.
There's me, killing the rebel leader. I feasted on the fleshy part of his thigh after the battle. Have you ever had Fleshy Part of the Thigh Marsala? It's GREAT. Not as good as Forearm Francese, but the rebel leader's arm was in no condition to be eaten - it was all in pieces. He had been using it to defend himself from the rain of blows coming down at him.
Maybe I should tell the troops to aim for the chest instead. Nobody wants to eat human rib meat. That's vulgar.
Author's note: Ow! I'm used to Easy/Easy...a bit of a learning curve, I see...
Diary of the Second Sultan
I found out that my father is dead, and I am now the Sultan of Egypt. The first thing I did was send my annoying younger cousin from Cairo to capture Tripoli. Then I proceeded to assault Dongola before returning to ascend to my throne.
The battle of Dongola went all too quickly and easily.
I am concerned, though. The Franks in Christendom are very powerful and possessing of incredibly sophisticated weaponry. My father's advisors have been pressuring him to reclaim Jerusalem for Allah, and surely they will do the same to me. But the Franks will want it as well. Can I withstand their assaults? Or will the cost of ignoring Jerusalem be too great for Egypt to bear?
In the end, I have decided to send another one of my cousins to take the Holy Land for Allah and for Egypt. Its wealth and influence will allow me to convert Christendom to...Allahdom? Allahland? Allahtopia?
I got it! I will call Christendom...Europe.
For now, however, it is time for me to begin my long march north. There, I will make my plans - will I invade Turkish lands or expel the Christians from North Africa?
Diary of the Second Sultan's Cousin
My cousin wanted to send me to Tripoli, so I marched across the sands. For two hundred long days, me and my men were engaged in a folly of sweat and toil and death on the hot desert, always hungry and always thirsty. On day two hundred and four, I ran into a tracking party led by one of our captains from Alexandria.
"What are you doing?" they asked.
"I'm marching to Tripoli. The Sultan ordered me to take it for Egypt."
The captain looked at me like I had suddenly turned into a three-year-old. He said, "Sire, with all due respect, you could have sailed there. You would have been to Tripoli by now."
"You mean I didn't have to march?"
The captain fidgeted. "You were supposed to march...to the docks...where I was supposed to then sail you to Tripoli. We've been looking for you for some time now."
"Ah."
"Sire, because of your...*ahem* delay, Tripoli has fallen into Sicilian hands. You will no longer be needing to take it for Egypt. Instead, we are to take you to Acre."
"Acre? Why?" I asked.
"Because your brother has taken Jerusalem."
"When did this happen?! And nobody bothered called me to tell me?"
"We haven't invented phones yet, sire."
The captain shrugged, and I resigned myself to the fact that I would have to merely take Acre. In a week's time, I landed outside the city, butin the meantime, the captain explained to me how my brother took Jerusalem.
First he starved the denizens of the great city, forcing them to sally out of the castle:
And then he killed them.
Pretty straightforward, actually. Without siege weaponry, I shall have to do the same to Acre.
Ok, that's it for now. Dunno when you'll see the next update, but I hope you enjoyed my debut post. Suggestions are, of course, welcome!