[SS AAR] Kievan Rus': Try hard Comedians, Kings & Soldiers (Completed)

[Laconian]

Difficulty: VH/H
Mod: Stainless Steel 5.1

KIEVAN RUS'

The year is 1080 A.D and the major leaders of Europe are having a show and tell meeting at Frankfurt. The last to rise to the podium is Grand Prince Vsevolod of Kiev.

[LEFT]

Vsevolod: Well I own a large Principality and I think I can be considered a major world power.
(hears sniggering in the background)
Vsevolod: Yeah as if you can Sancho of Aragon, you fat **********d. Alfonso of Castile and Leon and Yusuf of the Moors are just waiting to conquer you. Really I just can't wait someone conquers your ********n counry, you fat ******, so I don't have to see your fugly face again. Boyars lets blow this joint.

(On the way to Kiev)
Vsevolod: Advisor, why not I fit in?
Advisor: Do you want an honest answer.
Vsevolod: Of course I want an honest answer.
Advisor: Well, your a weakling who looses most of his battles and relises on his son to win wars for him.
Vsevolod: Hilarious. Well I know the truth. It's because I don't have a ********n entourage. Alexios has bloody Taticius and I have no-one. By pigs that fly, I will make a name for myself.