The Ministry of Hilarious Names

**Luftwaffels** · June 27, 2007, 10:52 AM

Welcome to the hallowed halls of the Ministry of Hilarious Names.

Every year, this being the first year, the Ministry accepts nominations for the most hilarious of names.

On July 4, the ministry will take the nominations, hopefully below 15, and put them into a poll for the people to vote on.

Make your nominations For one or both of the two divisions:

Division 1: TWC members

Division 2: Fictional Names

I will begin by nominating "Boofhead". I find that name to give me giggles every time I see it.

**shylence** · June 27, 2007, 11:01 AM

Chaz Bangalang A silly and o so slightly stupid name i made up when joking with my brother he has a friend in the mid west who owns a micro brewery. i dunno Colorado is that mid west..anyway Chaz bangalang is now a small beer brand somewhere in America!

**Luftwaffels** · June 27, 2007, 11:14 AM

Actualy this thread is for nomination of TWC members, but I like your nomination, so I want to split it into 2 divisions and 2 votes.

Division 1: TWC members

Division 2: Fictional Names

I'd like to add a nomination under division 2 as well.

"Pan Jakes"

My brother was at a Rockies ball game and got an autograph from a guy who he thought was Larry Walker, who ended up being Tim Laker. Of course his autograph is hard to read, and it looks like it says "Pan Jakes".

**boofhead** · June 27, 2007, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Luftwaffels

I will begin by nominating "Boofhead". I find that name to give me giggles every time I see it.

Wow thanks Luftwaffels! My only ever other nomination was for "Friendliest Member", for which I am pretty sure I received ZERO votes

.

I nominate Capt.Arrrgh!, although he has apparently gone sailing, or has perhaps resurfaced under a different name.....

**Zodiac** · June 27, 2007, 11:57 AM

I nominate Luftwaffles, because who else combines Breakfest with Nazis?

**Sebdeas** · June 27, 2007, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Zodiac

I nominate Luftwaffles, because who else combines Breakfest with Nazis?

Agreed!

**Daovonnaex** · June 27, 2007, 05:32 PM

Barack Obama

**Niles Crane** · June 27, 2007, 07:46 PM

I don't give a **** about your divisions, because this name is absolutely real. The man it belongs to is dead but he is notable for playing the cook in Kubrick's The Shining. May I present to you... Scatman Crothers!

**-Conan the Barbarian-** · June 27, 2007, 07:48 PM

Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt are good names

**Lord Rahl** · June 27, 2007, 07:49 PM

One way to create funny names is to take any word and add to it. I will try to explain this as best as possible.

_______ity Mc ______ ______ _______erson

The spaces are where you add in your word. So, as an example I am going to choose the word "poop" which we all think is a funny name to begin with.

Poopity Mc Poop Poop Pooperson

Just say it. It sounds more funny.

Say you saw someone who was cranky. You could call that person,

Crankity Mc Crank Crank Crankerson

The possibilities are endless.

I think I just made everyone who will read this dumber!

**Daovonnaex** · June 27, 2007, 07:53 PM

Slappy Mc********er

**Lord Rahl** · June 27, 2007, 08:00 PM

If you use the swear word that mean "feces" then don't add the "ity" at the end. Words that end in "t" or "y" shouldn't have the "ity" at the end. Also, with the words after "Mc" and "erson", if you use a long enough word then don't say the whole thing. I'll use "Rocky" as an example.

Rockity Mc Rock Rock Rockerson

**NaptownKnight** · June 27, 2007, 08:42 PM

Some made up names, Mike Hunt and Seymore Harry Cox.

**Cataclysm** · June 27, 2007, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I don't give a **** about your divisions, because this name is absolutely real. The man it belongs to is dead but he is notable for playing the cook in Kubrick's The Shining. May I present to you... Scatman Crothers!

SCATman?? SCAT MAN? lol!

**TAG** · June 28, 2007, 06:17 AM

Originally Posted by Lord Rahl

One way to create funny names is to take any word and add to it. I will try to explain this as best as possible.

_______ity Mc ______ ______ _______erson

The spaces are where you add in your word. So, as an example I am going to choose the word "poop" which we all think is a funny name to begin with.

Poopity Mc Poop Poop Pooperson

Just say it. It sounds more funny.

Say you saw someone who was cranky. You could call that person,

Crankity Mc Crank Crank Crankerson

The possibilities are endless.

I think I just made everyone who will read this dumber!

Yes i feel like i lost 5 IQ points (70 left

)
and yes it may sound funny.

****idy MC **** **** ****erson

**Farnan** · June 28, 2007, 07:43 AM

Funniest name I can think of I'm sure someone has is Richard Small.

That way whenever you feel a form out and use your informal name it comes out this way:

Small, Dick