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    Transniestra

    it has its own government, police, army, hospital service, education etc, but nobody recognises it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irelandeb View Post
    Transniestra

    it has its own government, police, army, hospital service, education etc, but nobody recognises it.
    You even spelled it wrong lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stavroforos View Post
    Portugal.
    Because we didn't play any important role in history and today we don't produce nothing, for example 1/4 of the VW cars, right?

    Now seriously, I've noticed, for several times, your disdain for us... what's up with that? Is it because we seem to be avoiding bankruptcy compared to... Greece?

    Anyway, and in all honesty, the most useless European countries (that aren't microstates) are Moldova (the hell is up with that country? They have less GDP per Capita than half of the African countries!), Kosovo and Greece.

    By order.

    Greece sole existence is based on something their ancestors (not really because Modern Greeks are as related to Ancient Greeks as Italians or Turks are) did and built, some beaches they got and a few islands they inherited.

    Their industrial production is almost non-existent and they're a burden in Europe's pockets.

    Even their yogurts (which are quite awesome) are even made in other countries because they no longer export them
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    I almost forgot about this one:

    Portugal

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    France
    Yeah I am going with this Guy!

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    I hate Portuguese, Duberdicus. The language just sounds...wrong.

    Plus I hate Brazilians because whenever I group with them in World of Warcraft, they turn out to be the biggest douchebags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pig Is Bacon View Post
    I almost forgot about this one:

    Portugal
    At some point of your life you have beaten your ogre while watching Brazilian porn - that wouldn't ever happened if it wasn't Portugal.

    Thereof, we rule.

    I hate Portuguese, Duberdicus. The language just sounds...wrong.

    Plus I hate Brazilians because whenever I group with them in World of Warcraft, they turn out to be the biggest douchebags.
    You should listen to some spoken or sung European Portuguese You know, the accent makes the language sound very different.

    And do you say the British are a bunch of douchebags because you met a few Americans who are?
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    I have listened to some of it lol, still only sounds slightly better. You guys should be speaking Spanish, that's a nice language!

    Nah, but since I dislike the Portuguese language, it's okay for me to dislike Brazil. I was going to add Brazil to the list but they produce some decent women.

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    Do you honestly think Spanish sounds better than Portuguese? Really, you're one of the first foreigners I met saying that. People usually prefer Portuguese because it sounds a little bit Slavic (oddly) and isn't harsh like Spanish.

    Anyway, check your profile, I'll try to change your opinion a little bit at least
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    Spanish is an unpleasant language imo, Portuguese at least sounds rough and slavic. Italian is a nice language, and its spoken in Italy. Spanish is spoken in Spain (a nice enough country), Argentina (a pretty nice country) Paraguay (a country that never gets on the news) Colombia (oh dear) Mexico (lovely place, when you aren't getting dismembered) and El Salvador, which i nominate as the most pointless country in the world since the only thing it has given us is MS13.
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    Sweden.
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    There's a simple rule to this: All those ending on "-stan"; Afghanistan, Kazakstan, Uzbekistan...

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    There's a simple rule to this: All those ending on "-stan"; Afghanistan, Kazakstan, Uzbekistan...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pig Is Bacon View Post
    Russia, Ireland, Greece, Belgium, France, Sweden, Finland and Africa (not being racist).
    Belgium is the world's biggest highway, right from Germany into Paris

    But I would say San Morino or Andorra.

    African countries provide us with lots of resources, the Zambia with Copper, Congo with Tin and lots of other minerals, Namibia and Niger have large supplies of Uranium, Sudan has Oil, Angola has diamonds, ect...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    African countries provide us with lots of resources, the Zambia with Copper, Congo with Tin and lots of other minerals, Namibia and Niger have large supplies of Uranium, Sudan has Oil, Angola has diamonds, ect...
    Just imagine what they could do if they didn't live in eternal wars and made something out of themselves...

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    Great minds think alike
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    I think France, though.

    As Patton said, "I'd rather have the Germans in front of me than the French behind me."

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    Vatican City.

    Why must we have a whole country devoted to a church?

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    What about Haiti?

    All people there do is die and lose money.

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    Albania.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazbot View Post
    What about Haiti?

    All people there do is die and lose money.
    That's a good point.

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