The Breadwinner

[Septentrionalis]

The real winner here is Roma_Victricis wife or girlfriend. I mean her man is the Breadwinner and all. The one who brings in the bacon, no less. I cannot imagine a scenario in which Roma_Victrix does not have a girlfriend or a wife but is just a lonely gamer with occasional lady friends covered in strawberry jam and fresh cream. Given his Breadwinner status.

The only question that remains is the eternal one. Will a truly high-class lady who wants a butter and egg man be content with a breadwinner?

[King Athelstan]

Septentrionlis is a confrimed alt account of Roma, right?

[Septentrionalis]

Septentrionlis is a confrimed alt account of Roma, right?

Haha! I have indisputable proof that that is not the case. Roma is an expert video embedder, and I cannot figure out for the life of me how to do that for a Youtube video

[King Athelstan]

Ah! I can help with that! You use the tag, and then put whatever comes after the v= in the youtube url between. So if the url is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ, you put dQw4w9WgXcQ in the tag

[Septentrionalis]

Ah! I can help with that! You use the tag, and then put whatever comes after the v= in the youtube url between. So if the url is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ, you put dQw4w9WgXcQ in the tag

Thanks a bunch for your help, but I am afraid I need more detailed instruction. I can see "link", "insert image", and "insert video" as options in the UI. The latter opens up a prompt that asks me to supply a full url. If I do that, it doesn't look like a regular embedded Youtube video but just a weird play button that does nothing. I appreciate it a lot if you can walk me through in more detail.

[King Athelstan]

[Septentrionalis]

[Music of dubious character] [No, now an actual instruction]

Oh, thank you! Now I get it. There is a Youtube link of its own, but something in the UI can corrupt it unless done the right way.

[King Athelstan]

Happy to help, I expect you to make great use of your new powers

[Septentrionalis]

Happy to help, I expect you to make great use of your new powers

I expect myself to use these new powers for good instead of evil. Good as in participating in the zany discussions started by Roma_Victrix, the absence of whom makes me a bit worried in these times of pestilence.

[Akar]

Using your powers for evil IS good. That's what they don't tell you in god-school.

[Septentrionalis]

Using your powers for evil IS good. That's what they don't tell you in god-school.

That sounds so wrong and morally perverted. So depraved yet... so enticing. Stop! You are pulling me to the dark side! I will not succumb to your unholy wishes!

Now, where was I? Wait, who am I? It's all so confusing. Who was it that you want me to kill?

[King Athelstan]

All of them. No pity, no mercy. None. Wait, is this Doom?

[Akar]

That sounds so wrong and morally perverted. So depraved yet... so enticing. Stop! You are pulling me to the dark side! I will not succumb to your unholy wishes!

Now, where was I? Wait, who am I? It's all so confusing. Who was it that you want me to kill?

Jodi Foster and I need you to assassinate the President.

[Roma_Victrix]

Now that Youtube embedding instructions are out of the way, it's obligatory to state the fact perhaps not plain for all to see that true breadwinners don't just bring home the bread, they also make extra money and bonus cash for the family with ancillary finances on the side from pumping out Youtube videos for monetization and sponsorship. That's how the real breadwinners bring home that steamy hot delicious bread from an establishment a little more upscale than the ever pedestrian Panera Bread bakery store cafe.

[Akar]

What about whinewinners?

[King Athelstan]

What happens to us who make our own bread?

[Akar]

Death.

[Diamat]

I have a DEATH fetish.

[Akar]

Me too except mine specifically involves you.

[Diamat]

You make me blush, AKAR.