Ask me, President Vladimir Putin, a Question

[napoleon boneaparte]

Dear President Putin,

Are you not concerned that Mr. Modi will be enquiring about the fate of that Indian bloke whom you've sent for a vacation in Siberia?

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Dear President Putin,

Are you not concerned that Mr. Modi will be enquiring about the fate of that Indian bloke whom you've sent for a vacation in Siberia?

*cough* SURELY you mean Tony Abbot *cough*

[napoleon boneaparte]

And Tony Abbot.

[Roma_Victrix]

Don't listen to the legionarry.I am willing to exit NATO, as long as I, Exiled King of Greece, from the line of the Paleologoi, has Constantinople and Asia Minor. I pledge my sword to you, mighty Putin.

To make openly public idea that Russia in any ways shape or forms threaten modern Republic of Greece with overthrow is most unbecoming. Even if was true, it would be most sensitively private thingk orchestrated in Kremlin. Please, no more talking of this. Plus, Putin cannot making guarantee that you succeeding as leader of new country to replace Greek NATO republic with friendly Russia ally state. Putin remain unconvinced that you right leader for job. You must proving loyally to Putin, build the trust in relation over many year of friendship and service. Putin not see this, therefore reward may going to another.

Yeah, I wanna join the Russian Federation with you and become the marshal of that faction.

Also after I conquer Ukraine for our dear Czar Putin can I have Sakhalin, Kuril and Kiev as my fiefs?
Oh yeah! Shinzo Abe, finding a way around everything. Now I can have Sakhalin and Kuril, for our dear Czar I mean

Putin take the crown of Russia I offer it to thee, the Emperor of Japan offers it to thee as well. Surely you will not refuse us.

I give all respecting to you, Prime Minister Abe of Japan, and know Russia always have open door to Japan diplomat. That said, you should abandon Sakhalin and Kuril idea. It go nowhere. If you wanting frank and honestly opinion of Putin, I put it bluntly: it wet dream. Best you wake up and clean self off and go back to sleeping.

Russia is just frozen water

Oh really, the tough guy? Where you from again? The Bosnia? It countryside paling in comparison to Russia beauty, even in winter month.

Dear President Putin,

Are you not concerned that Mr. Modi will be enquiring about the fate of that Indian bloke whom you've sent for a vacation in Siberia?

This thing, friend, Prime Minister Modi and I coming to understanding on India man who take special vacation to Siberia. We havingk agreement beforehand on detain and trip to Russia, all with proper paperwork processing. For this, of course, I do special thing for Prime Minister Modi, but this private deal that I not discussing.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Touche Putin dono. But at least I am the least made fun of person on the internet. I can die happy.

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Mr President, I can remove Syrian rebels with a missile if you would want...or sent ''My Jackal'' against any of the Amerikanski you would want...

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Russia is just frozen water

Actually..If you think abou - NO!! How dare you!

If you think that Russia is just Frozen Ice like this, then you are most definitely wrong, most definitely barbarian and most definitely evil! How dare you even think to! Oh I am lost for words!

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Just drink in that Bosnian Beauty! The essence of the Slums!

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And what is Bosnia compared to the beauty of Russia? Oh, I am stunned!

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The last one is Kind of Similar to the one near my lodg- Ehm, I mean! Nothing, Don't worry. That's very bad attitude Cyrene, i expected better from a Caliph...Well, now you're just some Caliph that i used to know...

Russiya is most stunning country, truly mother nation of entire world!

Please avoid behaviour like this...otherwise, you'll get to enjoy the "beauty" of Russia

Dear President Putin,

Are you not concerned that Mr. Modi will be enquiring about the fate of that Indian bloke whom you've sent for a vacation in Siberia?

Would Modi be worried if a man was going to a friendly tour to Russia, willingly? No, so why would he? He would be most happy to serve Russian President, For Putin only wants best for everyone! He gets happiness when others are happy! No need to thank my loyalty Vladmir Putin! It's honest and not superficial therefore, I do not expect anything in return, but I know you'll reduce my "Vacation" because you see everything from an Objective point! And if i don't return in time, there will be financial problems! Again, I am most sorry for dis-respecting you earlier!

As for the paper work, that's private...even I don't know :o

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Besides him releasing me so i can get my vengeance

Cyrene, you are most respectful, help me, please! Russiya is just dirty Ice block, please help me! I'll give you all the turbans you need + more!

All those who hate Putin save me, I am your only hope against the common enemy, Please, Hear me! Hear me!!

All hail President Putin!




Priya-Darshi Samraat Mahendra Maurya XVII





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[Cyrene]

Oh really, the tough guy? Where you from again? The Bosnia? It countryside paling in comparison to Russia beauty, even in winter month.

I'm not from Bosnia you..


how about you bring a world map, put your frozen infidel finger on Bosnia, go right, and then go down twice, there, in the Glorious Hellenic Land lies my throne, not for long though, i'm going to Sarajevo next year to establish my Eternal Empire there.

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All will be good when i rule in Sarajevo, i promise you would rather sleep in a Bosnian prison than in Putin's Palace.

i may like Indian Spices, but i love watching Weaklings rot in their cells

[Emperor PooMan]

Mr Putin, Do you know Micheal Bay?

[Roma_Victrix]

I'm not from Bosnia you..


how about you bring a world map, put your frozen infidel finger on Bosnia, go right, and then go down twice, there, in the Glorious Hellenic Land lies my throne, not for long though, i'm going to Sarajevo next year to establish my Eternal Empire there.

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All will be good when i rule in Sarajevo, i promise you would rather sleep in a Bosnian prison than in Putin's Palace.

i may like Indian Spices, but i love watching Weaklings rot in their cells

Putin make great effort to fire old informant and hire new one, for faulty falsely information intelligence. I held myself to high standard when I KGB agent years ago, and I expecting others to have same standard or else find new job elsewhere.

As for juvenile threat to put Putin in jail cell, I laughing. This the funny joke. Come, come to Russia and make similar threat. I promising you that such talk get you someplace you not liking. Perhaps similar place that you muse putting me, Vladimir Putin, in.

Mr Putin, Do you know Micheal Bay?

He the Amerikanski director who make the explosion and noise that hurt Putin's head with ache. I not watch film but see snippet. This too much for Putin, who consider ban such Amerikanski propaganda that might also cause epileptic seizure in small children. It Putin's duty to protect the Russia children from harm and propaganda, especially from Amerika. However, if Michael Bay want to come to Russia, and make apologize, and show deference to Putin with offer to include Putin in new and upcoming film as action hero, then maybe I reconsider.

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

nah, he will blow you up mr President, that's his favourite activity....

[Knight of Heaven]

Dear Putin, did your military got lost again? in this case being in Sweden? Did you missplaced a submarine? again? ... cough!...cough!...kursk! .. cough!

[Roma_Victrix]

nah, he will blow you up mr President, that's his favourite activity....

Michael Bayovich may trying to make explosion, but Russia security service most aware of thingk that go on in homeland. We watching most diligently at checkpoint, at airport, at seaport, any place of entry to Russia or at interval between region. If he so dangerously as you claim, then extra precaution taking if he gracious given invitation by Putin to coming. Of course, no one who commit the crime in Russia is above taking little vacation to Siberia for nice winter relaxing. He US citizen, but let him know well that I not give up Snowden to extradition, so why him? Mr. Important Movie Director get same the treatments and hospitality.

Dear Putin, did your military got lost again? in this case being in Sweden? Did you missplaced a submarine? again? ... cough!...cough!...kursk! .. cough!

No comment. Look other way, comrade. Nothing to sees here. What you saw is nothingk. I pinky swear on you that Russia have no the business in this recently underwater affair. It also none your business, little elf man, even if it was Russia involvement and righteously incursion into water NATO and EU feel belonging to them falsely. Don't pestering president with similar question further. Make Putin angry solve nothing and help nobody, it just make the problem and consequence for other. I assuring you.

[napoleon boneaparte]

Dear President Putin,

If you were a citizen of the United States. would you vote Democrat or Republican? And on the same note, if you were a citizen of the United Kingdom, would you vote Conservative, Liberal, Labour or UKIP?

[Asdrubaal]

Mr Putin, what's your opinion on the fact that English (a barbarian language spoken only by Albionin barbarians, emerald islanders, rebels from the 13 colonies and some random guys on the other side of the globe) is now widely regarded as the "international language"? also, are you planning on saving Europe from becoming Merkel's 4th Reich?

[Roma_Victrix]

Dear President Putin,

If you were a citizen of the United States. would you vote Democrat or Republican? And on the same note, if you were a citizen of the United Kingdom, would you vote Conservative, Liberal, Labour or UKIP?

I not like this Obama, but Clinton was so the friendly with drunken predecessor Boris Yeltsin. Bush and I have similarly warm relation, so maybe Republican I vote for. Da. Ideologically United Russia party not line up with either Democrat or Republican party in US, so I choose with gut feelingk.

In UK, Labour party mostly Scottish peoples who want break free from rest of UK, correctly? If this such the case I vote for them. Split of UK good for Russia. It cause the problem for British and provide distracting while Putin take more piece of Ukraine. Da! It great wishing of mine.

Mr Putin, what's your opinion on the fact that English (a barbarian language spoken only by Albionin barbarians, emerald islanders, rebels from the 13 colonies and some random guys on the other side of the globe) is now widely regarded as the "international language"? also, are you planning on saving Europe from becoming Merkel's 4th Reich?

These good question. Angliski is funny sound language to Russia person ear, but Frantsuzky, or French, much more delicately and nicely sound. In fact, Russia nobility used to speaking of French all time, not Russkiy language like serf class of people in Tsar days of historically. However, I liking English more than Nemitz, known to you as German, which sound barbaric and not friendly, even angry. However, it good for martial purpose, to scream shouting order at soldier in drill. For that German is the perfect! That or Japan speak, Nipponski.

Personally, I think there should be returning to glory day of Soviet Union, when most of Eastern Europe peoples could speak Russian, including East Germans. Putin would prefer hear Russian from mouth of Merkel.

Despite arrogantly sanction that Putin disapprove and not forgiving so long as they continuing, German Chancellor Angela Merkel still consider friendly to Russia, if not her predecessor Gerhard Schroder, who good friend of Russia. However, relation in future could sour more further, in which case Putin have to consider way to undermine this monster call NATO that steal away rightful Russia land of former Warsaw Pact country.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

You should bring back all of the past leaders of Russia and have them fight for the Nation's entertainment in a coliseum. Every once in a while you can grace the masses with your presence and beat the hell out of a Boris Yeltsin or Aleksandr Nevsky and make that crowd go wild. Woah, maybe you can have a running man bit where you release them into an obstacle course or forest and chase them around with your rifle for a bit.

[Roma_Victrix]

You should bring back all of the past leaders of Russia and have them fight for the Nation's entertainment in a coliseum. Every once in a while you can grace the masses with your presence and beat the hell out of a Boris Yeltsin or Aleksandr Nevsky and make that crowd go wild. Woah, maybe you can have a running man bit where you release them into an obstacle course or forest and chase them around with your rifle for a bit.

This is most splendidly idea, especially to punish Russian traitor over and over with revive and then violent death, revive and then another violent death. Da! Putin approve. However, unfortunately, comrade, we lack technology to do such. Perhaps in future we can do this at least with robotic remake.

[Emperor PooMan]

Mr Putin, you should come to my house for a sleepover one night.
I'll make some biscuits (amerininski pleb scum=cookies) and some nice hot chocolate, and i'll give you the fluffiest pillow in my house.
What do you say buddy-o-pal?

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[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Remember Mr. Putin, he is part of the evil Third Triumvirate and he will attempt to assassinate you, Instead, you could go annex your neighbour .