Enough of the rumor mill

**Diamat** · January 20, 2020, 02:54 AM

I ask the prosecution to lay out the charges against the accused.

**Flinn** · January 20, 2020, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by Cookiegod

I do not fear you. Flinn will protect me

Agreed.. I'm gonna send you my IBAN later on

**Cookiegod** · January 20, 2020, 05:01 AM

Uh... damn... I propose we do a plea-deal. I want full immunity plus a highranking post in the new regime once this one's been impeached. In return I offer ~~hearsay~~ evidence that is highly damaging to Flinn.

**Flinn** · January 20, 2020, 05:27 AM

send me 1 million first and then we will talk... bribing is not bargaining man, before you pay and than maybe you get something in return

tsk, rookies

**Akar** · January 20, 2020, 05:42 AM

The only plea you will be dealing is that of GUILT young man

**Flinn** · January 20, 2020, 06:02 AM

young man??

is that an attempt at bribing me??

I'm the alpha dude, never forget that.. guilt (along with empathy) is a feeling a alpha doesn't have

**Cookiegod** · January 20, 2020, 06:12 AM

hm damn. It's kinda ironic that we have a Flinn but I've become the Flynn.

**Akar** · January 20, 2020, 06:49 AM

I was, in fact, castigating cookie, not you.

That being said I think we all know that no one has called you "young man" for a long time

**Diamat** · January 20, 2020, 06:51 AM

Flinn and Cookiegood will be charged as co-conspirators. We are awaiting the prosecution's formal charges.

(If, however, Cookiegood supplies ample evidence of Flinn's guilt, the tribunal will consider a merciful sentence)

**King Athelstan** · January 20, 2020, 06:57 AM

The prosecution will allow snitching with minimal stitching

**Diamat** · January 20, 2020, 06:59 AM

And like in my own household, I will allow kitchen with minimal b

ng.

**Cookiegod** · January 20, 2020, 06:59 AM

I ain't no snitch (unless I get immunity and/or some bribery)

**Diamat** · January 20, 2020, 07:14 AM

Confess! Or be found guilty! The crimes of cookiekind shall be exposed.

**Cookiegod** · January 20, 2020, 07:24 AM

I demand a trial by combat til death!
I choose Akar as my champion to fight on my behalf. May he prove my innocence or at least die trying.

**King Athelstan** · January 20, 2020, 07:25 AM

Very well. How are we duking this out?

**Akar** · January 20, 2020, 07:32 AM

I will be preforming ritual seppuku to prove my clients guilt.

**Cookiegod** · January 20, 2020, 07:44 AM

Unarmed hand to hand combat. The fight is to take place in the US state with the most liberal gun and stand your ground laws.

**Akar** · January 20, 2020, 07:46 AM

So, Florida or Texas? I think Oregon or Washington state have mutual combat laws, actually allowing for this though.

**Flinn** · January 20, 2020, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Akar

That being said I think we all know that no one has called you "young man" for a long time

unless they want something from me, that's it ...

**Diamat** · January 20, 2020, 08:04 AM

Texas is perfect. I'm a resident there. In Oregon they don't even let you tank your own gas.

Cookiegood shall receive a 6-chambered Colt revolver loaded with five bullets. After spinning the barrel, he is to point it at his head and pull the trigger. Should he survive, his innocence is proven. Should he die, he'll become pigeon food.

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