Bury your non-existent Summer bods, hang those unflattering shorts on a rope, drown that girl you met during the summer heat only to resurrect her, for the spooky season has begun!
The Pumpkin King rides again and requires your support! Ride with me brothers and sisters for our eternal enemy has returned once more! We must must strengthen the frosty chains ere she engulfs the world once more with her screams!
The Day of Reckoning is nigh!