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    Default The Angry Video Game Nerd

    He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

    I love this guy. I used to believe that I was simply too inexperienced as a kid to beat some of those old NES games. Now I know that some of them are literally impossible to beat.

    He has also turned profanity into an art form.

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    He's also turning Bachelor-ism into an art form.
    Thank you for reading this assuredly fantastic post.

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    His piece on the Power Glove is a personal favorite of mine, not to mention his reviews of the Live Action Ninja Turtle movies
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    Is he the guy that made that history of the console wars thing? If so, he likes crappy beer.
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    Default Re: The Angry Video Game Nerd

    Quote Originally Posted by Ulyaoth View Post
    Is he the guy that made that history of the console wars thing? If so, he likes crappy beer.
    Same guy.

    You know, I never heard of Rolling Rock beer. Is that a local brew or something?

    One of my favorites is an old home video of him at eight years old. It is titled "The Anger Begins."

    Eight-Year-Old Nerd: "That stupid man! Why'd he have to do that?" *GAME OVER* "SHRIEEEEEEEK!"
    [transition to the Present Day Nerd]
    "Piece of ****! This is diarrhea coming out of my dick! **** this ****!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronBrig4 View Post
    You know, I never heard of Rolling Rock beer. Is that a local brew or something?
    No it's not local, it's like the PBR of the Northeast... almost everyone in America knows about it, but no one but Northeasterners drink the crap... Heh, I don't drink beer at all actually... I'm a rum guy


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    This one is still my favorite lol.

    Merry Christmas from the Angry Video Game Nerd

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drexxus Maximus View Post
    This one is still my favorite lol.

    Merry Christmas from the Angry Video Game Nerd

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw
    "Noah man, nobody ****s with him, not even Chuck Norris" LMAO!

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    Pahhh he's a fool to dis on Topgun and hes a retarded Noob for not landing the plane , when i bought topgun everyone in the store told me not to get this game its immpossible to land the plane , well guess what i started landing the plane after my 3rd go at it, easy peasy.

    Topgun was an Excellent game unlike any other on the Nes especially the 2 player Dogfights it was so awesome i still get dreams about it in the night

    Edit: Just watched the complete Topgun Episode, He is ****ing Moron who cant even get the Refuling plane to refuel him, how hard is it to get the nozzel on that little dot, thats all he has to do.

    And that moron was dissing on the training level, about the lack of enemy planes well guess what **** for brains its a Training level moron go out and get a life ****ing idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkragnar View Post
    Topgun was an Excellent game unlike any other on the Nes especially the 2 player Dogfights it was so awesome i still get dreams about it in the night
    Also a favorite of mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkragnar View Post
    ROAR I SUCK
    You do realize he is completely exaggerating right?

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    Weirdly enough, I like this guy.

    His ranting is hilarious and is what makes his videos worth watching.

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    He annoys me. I think he's trying to be funny.

    And he's not even good at swearing.

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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=3p713bNaO...elated&search=
    I couldn't stop laughing at this!

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    His opinions on the games are quite funny, but everything else is about as subtle and dry as a nuclear bomb exploding. If you want hilarious rage, see john cleese in the fawlty towers where he attacks the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tabell View Post
    His opinions on the games are quite funny, but everything else is about as subtle and dry as a nuclear bomb exploding. If you want hilarious rage, see john cleese in the fawlty towers where he attacks the car.
    His review of the original Ninja Turtles is great. His concluding rant is a work of genius.

    "Cowabunga? Cowa ****ing piece of dog ****! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a ****ing ooze-infested, dirty, ****ing sewer rat ****! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls. This game is an inside-out ******* regurgitating putrid, anal, fecal matter. I'd rather ****ing yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus. It sucking ****s, it ****ing sucks, it ****ing blows, it's a piece of ****...and I don't like it.

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    Now! i just realized why I don' t like his swearing! It's too based on the *******.
    Men i hælvete.. I mean it's too based on the anus.

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    The bible games one was definately the best one he did.



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    Just watched the Rocky Review ,I forgot how much the Sega Version of it sucked,Retrospective viewing isn't always a good thing

    Thanks for the link ,He's a very funny nerd
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