The TWC Confession booth, tell me your sins and you shall be absolved... well not really but oh well

[Serious Spamurai]

Come in my child... How long has it been since your last confession?
Anyway, this thread is where you shall reveal your sins to the TWC community, just for some entertainment and such, you won't really be absolved, you should go to a preist for that, or, if it's really bad the Police/State line/Mexico.

And of course, the usual disclaimer for the mods:
This thread is not an AMS spam thread, It isn't made for the intent of disrupting the forums, nor any other random purpose you can come up with, it's just for some light hearte entertainment at an others expense.

[RZZZA]

What's a sin?


I think the 7 deadly sins are a sign of success. If you can be extravegant and gluttonous and slothful and greedy all at once, you sir are my hero and I wish to study your ways so I may pass them on to my children.


seriously, the 7 deadly sins are goals every one of us wishes to achieve in our lifetime. The only reason our parents had our parents had our parents is because they were greedy and gluttonous, hence ensuring their survival and the continuation of their line.

[Serious Spamurai]

Anything you've done that's "bad" basically, it really depends on how moral you are, but meh.

[imthefrgt10]

Well, where should i start. Im bangin my ex while dating 3 other girls and every week one of them comes over late at night and loads of fun happens. now i have told everyone on twc and will prob go to my ex and the girls so im screwed!! lol

[RZZZA]

Well, where should i start. Im bangin my ex while dating 3 other girls and every week one of them comes over late at night and loads of fun happens. now i have told everyone on twc and will prob go to my ex and the girls so im screwed!! lol

See? thats exactly what I mean, wheres the sin? Wheres the bad in havign as much sex and fun as possible?

Isnt that the point to life?


God made us horny.

[Serious Spamurai]

See? thats exactly what I mean, wheres the sin? Wheres the bad in havign as much sex and fun as possible?

Isnt that the point to life?


God made us horny.

Argh, defiling the sanctity of such a holy place as the confession booth! You should be ashamed, also, were you listening in to the person before you whilst you waited in line? I can already see what sins you're comitted!

Don't worry I'm not really a crazy preist, I'm just a televangelist, can I have some money please? It'll make you feel good.

[RZZZA]

Argh, defiling the sanctity of such a holy place as the confession booth! You should be ashamed, also, were you listening in to the person before you whilst you waited in line? I can already see what sins you're comitted!

Don't worry I'm not really a crazy preist, I'm just a televangelist, can I have some money please? It'll make you feel good.

I commit no sins, everything I do is right.

Or else why would I do it if I thought it wrong? No option is ever off my table, I don't believe in limiting the power of my will through arbitrarily placed rules on my behaivor.

So...Sorry father but I cannot recall being guilty of any sins. First, define sin and maybe I can help you after that.

[Erich von Manstein]

Moved to Ethos.

[imthefrgt10]

HAHA, the sin part is one of those girls is the sister of one

[westy159]

HAHA, the sin part is one of those girls is the sister of one

I never thought God commanded "Thou shall not bang a womans sister."

A few years ago I stole money from my family to buy drugs. I admitted my problem and got pass it eventually. Never thought I would get hooked if I tried it just once...

[Erich von Manstein]

I don't see this thread going anywhere. If someone thinks they can convince me otherwise, feel free to PM me. Otherwise...

Closed.