Welcome to TWC

[Godfrey I of Leuven]

Welcome! (don't trust Nikos, he'll kill you and then have sex with your dead body )

[Nikos]

Welcome! (don't trust Nikos, he'll kill you and then have sex with your dead body )

Nonsense!





I would eat his body as well

[Armatus]

Hello, I'm new here (as you can probably tell from my pathetic post count).

I've played Total War games since Shogun, however I've never actually completed one. At the time of Shogun I was about 12 or so, and was pretty rubbish at games. Medieval was very similar, and I have never really been interested in RTS games.

I played Rome quite a lot, but had a horrible habit of starting a new game every week, I got quite far in Barbarian Invasion though (before giving up of course)

For about 3 years I didn't play any more Total War, Medieval 2 came and went, and about a month ago I went on holiday to Majorca and read a book called Azincourt by Bernard Cornwell. As I was reading it, I really wanted to play Medieval 2, so as soon as I got back I installed it. Over the course of the next month, I led England to domination. So I installed my dad's copy of Empire, and decided to get involved in the community (as I have done for other games).

Anyway, there's my life story, thanks to anyone who reads it (as opposed to seeing it and groaning, before pressing the back button).


...Hmm, Empire is still installing.

Well, Im 20 years old, going on 50. I live in England, soon to be moving in with my girlfriend (who hates me playing Total War slightly less than she hate me playing World of Warcraft)

I love computer games, it's my one main hobby.

Ah, finished installing. Laters!

20 going on 50? That's a mighty leap there mate! I'm 35 going on 20 myself as for the gf put her behind the wheel of an army and then ask her how much she loves warcraft!

Well since you're an old skooler be sure to drop by the how long have you been playing poll:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=280499

[Seleukos]

Get out while you still can.

[Jessie<3you]

Hi, I am Jessie, Jess for short =) Been playing Empire for a while, joined this to help me figure out some of the annoying niggly bits, and saw this awesome section. So random =D


Hope to last round here, well before I go off to college and learn =( Anyway HELLO *waves*

[Taxandrius]

woah

a girl on twc


*looks again*

it is ! it is a girl !!!



WELCOME

[Nikos]

WELCOME TO TWC Jessie<3you! Enjoy your time here and don't let the pervs in the Thema Devia scare you! (you know who you are.)

[Taxandrius]

and don't let the pervs in the Thema Devia scare you! (you know who you are.)

what ? pervs in the thema devia
Do you mean the underwear or the tight jeans thread ?

[Nikos]

what ? pervs in the thema devia
Do you mean the underwear or the tight jeans thread ?

Oh it's far beyond that.

[Jessie<3you]

Thanks guys, I will keep my eyes open. For evil people <_<

[Ratbag]

I know it, you know it, we all know it!

[Adhamh Ashashi]

I know it, you know it, we all know it!

You do find the odd one though.

[ilikeicehockey]

Thanks guys, I will keep my eyes open. For evil people <_<

that means she must be fake! Stop feeding the fire guys! jks Nice picture though.

[Alkarin]

Thanks guys, I will keep my eyes open. For evil people <_<

they aren't evil their just misunderstood man! *smokes another joint*

[Seleukos]

Hi, I am Jessie, Jess for short =) Been playing Empire for a while, joined this to help me figure out some of the annoying niggly bits, and saw this awesome section. So random =D


Hope to last round here, well before I go off to college and learn =( Anyway HELLO *waves*

Education is overrated.

[Alkarin]

Education is overrated.

be quite and get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

[Iskender-bey]

Hi. So I'm new, and I saw this. What's up?

[Alkarin]

Welcome to the forums mate! What brought you to the site?

[Seleukos]

be quite and get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

I will own you.

[Alkarin]

I will own you.

I will destroy you.



And why yes thank you!