View Poll Results: What to do with excrement

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  • Require dogs of all ages to wear diapers

    1 33.33%
  • Build public toilets for dogs

    0 0%
  • Throw them back to the owner's home

    0 0%
  • Require dog food to add colorizers and scents, e.g. green in summer and white in winter, with honey smell

    2 66.67%
  • Ban dogs from public space

    1 33.33%
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Thread: Dog excrement

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    Icon5 Dog excrement

    Merry Xmas! And the snow just came in time to cover all those ugly dog


    What do you think our governments should do against such barbarity next year? Aside from banning dogs of course.

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    Default Re: Dog excrement

    I forgot to mention that cleaning up afterwards is NOT an acceptable option, unless you're okay with someone in your plate, removes it, and then you can continue to eat food from it.

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    Default Re: Dog excrement

    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    I forgot to mention that cleaning up afterwards is NOT an acceptable option, unless you're okay with someone in your plate, removes it, and then you can continue to eat food from it.
    Hmm, I think you stumbled on a better alternative: Have the owners clean up the poo, finishing off with a mandatory licking of the ground.
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    Default Re: Dog excrement

    There is nothing more natural than . In fact, we should all in parks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muizer View Post
    Hmm, I think you stumbled on a better alternative: Have the owners clean up the poo, finishing off with a mandatory licking of the ground.
    I'd settle with just the latter. But what if they come to love it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    I'd settle with just the latter. But what if they come to love it?
    It would probably be a great boon to the mints industry.
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