Ridley Scott wants to vandalize history again (Napoleon)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_(2023_film)
"Napoleon is an upcoming epic historical drama film directed and produced by Ridley Scott and written by David Scarpa. (uh oh, this guy never wrote anything though)
It stars Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon (WHY???) and depicts the French leader's rise to power. The film is scheduled to be released by Apple Studios on Apple TV+ as an Apple original film. (uh oh)
The film depicts Napoleon's rise to power through the lens of his addictive and volatile relationship with Empress Joséphine.[1][2] (oh so it is going to be boring)"
"On October 14, 2020, the same day his film The Last Duel wrapped filming, Ridley Scott announced, the now titled movie Napoleon, Kitbag as his next project for 20th Century Studios, which he would direct and produce from a screenplay written by Scott's All the Money in the World collaborator David Scarpa. The film's title was derived from the saying, "There is a general's staff hidden in every soldier's kitbag." Joaquin Phoenix was reportedly attached to star as the greatest French General and Emperor of France Napoléon Bonaparte, reuniting him with the director after Gladiator in 2000.[3] However, when Scott's deal with 20th Century Studios concluded by the end of the year, the project became available to other major studios. In January 2021, Apple Studios announced its commitment to finance and produce the film, with shooting scheduled to take place in the United Kingdom in 2022. "Napoleon is a man I've always been fascinated by", Scott said in a statement, "He came out of nowhere to rule everything — but all the while he was waging a romantic war with his adulterous wife Joséphine. He conquered the world to try to win her love, and when he couldn't, he conquered it to destroy her, and destroyed himself in the process."[4]
(WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT?)
The Last Duel actress Jodie Comer was reportedly Scott's first choice to play Empress Joséphine. (WTF???? What is his obsession with Jodie Comer... even Eva Green makes more sense tbh) She entered negotiations to star in March 2021, confirmed her casting in September, and said, "I just jumped at the chance to work with Ridley and his team again and the idea of working with Joaquin, who's someone who I hugely admire ... I'm so excited to delve into that world."[5][6] In November, she said her role was "going to be another huge challenge, but what I love about period dramas is that kind of transformation. Even now, doing some costume and hair tests for Kitbag, it's just so exciting because it becomes so much easier to step out of yourself and into somebody else."[7] That same month, Youssef Kerkour was confirmed to star.[8] On January 4, 2022, Comer revealed her departure from the film due to scheduling changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.[1] Vanessa Kirby was announced as her replacement later that day.[2] On January 18, 2022, producer Kevin J. Walsh said the film had been retitled Napoleon.[9] In February, Tahar Rahim was added to the cast.[10]
Production began in February 2022.[10] The film will feature six major battle sequences, unlike another film featuring Napoleon, Waterloo (1970), that focused on a single battle.[11] Napoleon was shot under the working title Marengo, a reference to the Battle of Marengo (1800).[12] Filming took place in Lincoln, England, in March 2022.[13] The crew reportedly spent a week to prepare Lincoln Cathedral, which stood in for Notre-Dame de Paris. Shooting took place in the cathedral on March 17 and March 18, between 7 am and 7 pm.[14][15][16]
(SO UNLESS THIS IS LIKE A 6 HOUR RUNTIME THESE BATTLES WILL SUCK)
Filming also took place at Stowe Avenue and House, Buckinghamshire; Blenheim Palace in Woodstock, Oxfordshire;[17][18][19] West Wycombe Park in Buckinghamshire, England;[20], Petworth House in Sussex, England,[21] and Boughton House in Kettering, England.[22] It was also set to shoot in Malta for three weeks, starting in May 2022. Fort Ricasoli in Kalkara, Malta, is set to be transformed into the site of 1793's siege of Toulon, where Napoleon had his first victory.[23][24][25]"
Cast
- Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon Bonaparte (Why though? Why the Joker?)
- Vanessa Kirby as Empress Joséphine (Why though? Looks nothing like Josephine)
- Tahar Rahim as Paul Barras (WTF???? Doesn't even remotely look like Paul Barras)
- Ben Miles as Coulancourt (mkay whatever)
- Ludivine Sagnier as Theresa Cabarrus (LITERALLY WHO? Wtf is this character?)
- Matthew Needham as Lucien Bonaparte (mkay whatever)
- Youssef Kerkour as General Davout (WTF????)
- Phil Cornwell as Sanson ‘The Borreau’ (LITERALLY WHO? Wtf is this character?)
- Edouard Philipponnat as Tsar Alexander (mkay whatever)
- Ian McNeice
- Paul Rhys as Talleyrand (kay?)
- John Hollingworth as Marshal Ney (WTF???? This is not Ney)
Why is there Theresa Cabarrus and Sanson the Borreau even in this story? Who the heck are these people? Honestly its comes off like Ridley Scott barely knows who Napoleon is, skimmed through a Wikipedia article and then wrote a story about who he thinks Napoleon is.
Some of these casting choices are absurd. Why don't they cast Jackie Chan as police minister Fouche? How about Ben Kingsley as Napoleon cause why not. The most offensive casting is probably Tahar Rahim as Paul Barras. That doesn't even make sense. But John Hollingworth as Marshal Ney... where is Ney's fiery red hair?
Can we just put Ridley Scott out to pasture already. I think this old warhorse needs to be retired or sold to a glue factory. None of this makes sense to me. Throw in Apple TV and I am even more confused. What do they care about history?
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