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[paleologos]

You must be fantastic at parties.

[Akar]

Western China belongs to the Chinese!

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Sorry Gyatso but your yak fueled economy is no match for the Fire Nation.

[Septentrionalis]

I really like Tibet but I believe it is illegal in all states besides Nevada and I don't even live close to any Native American lands.

[Roma_Victrix]

Sorry Gyatso but your yak fueled economy is no match for the Fire Nation.

Yaks are susceptible to fire, so this checks out.

I really like Tibet but I believe it is illegal in all states besides Nevada and I don't even live close to any Native American lands.

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[Kyriakos]

One China proponents hate him. See how this one weird spiritual leader secured global interest for his state.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

The latest controversy surrounding Gyatso's selfless gesture is pretty sad. These people can't seem to understand why he wanted that boy to suck on his tongue. They can't comprehend that since Gyatso is the incarnation of a Buddhist deity that his saliva had divine properties. All Gyatso wanted to do was cure that young child's Cancer-AIDs with his saliva. Obviously not an attempt to make out with him, that child wasn't even attractive.

[Spitfire -WONDERBOLT!]

If I had tea, I'd need a new keyboard.