This is a thread where we can all engage in feuds, both personal feuds and blood feuds.
I am currently engaged in a blood feud with Abdulmecid and challenge him to a duel to the death at noon.
This is a thread where we can all engage in feuds, both personal feuds and blood feuds.
I am currently engaged in a blood feud with Abdulmecid and challenge him to a duel to the death at noon.
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
I think this should be given the go-ahead only as long as a few rules are followed. Namely, clothing might result in unfairness, so it should go down Eastern Promises bathhouse style. Another is that to make vengeance suitably humiliating, weapon choices should be limited to sex toys.
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Agreed on all counts.
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
Fair enough, sex toys it is, then.
I challenge both Hunter Biden and Donald Trump, Jr. and Margerie Taylor Greene and Nancy Pelosi to a duel to the death, while each of us is armed only with a deluxe six piece "DRILLDO" dildo drill set (collect the whole set at your local BestBuy).
Just waiting for the FBI to arrest me any minute now for making this grotesque and shameful post.
If I can't afford name brand DRILLDO can I use off brand?
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
As a result of budgetary differences resulting in potential unfairness, I propose that all duellists make use of second hand weapons of the aforementioned category.
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Proud patron of Derpy Hooves, Audacia, Lordsith, Frodo45127 and Sir Adrian.
Fair enough. Knockoff brands are now accepted. Guess I'll be seeing you guys in the town square at sunrise or sundown, depending on your respective duels. That or I'll see you first in the saloon where you'll find me drinking whiskey, unshaven and looking broody as I ask the barkeep cryptically if he's ever killed a man or a woman with a rubber dong and looked into their eyes as they died.
A second hand rubber dong, don't forget.
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Proud patron of Derpy Hooves, Audacia, Lordsith, Frodo45127 and Sir Adrian.
Mines a real two-hander
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
Let's put the feud back into feudalism
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That's my joke
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
That's not true. I declare a feud over the joke.
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I declare a freud.
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Son, Heir, and Wartime Consigliere of King Athelstan
Much time has passed, and one is compelled to note that the original subject of this thread has not deigned to reply… The ultimate diss.
"You know… the thing" - President Joseph R. Biden, Jr., vaguely alluding to the Declaration of Independence
I declare a feud on late fees for insurance payments.
"牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")
"汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")
This site informs us that today is Akar's birthday. In the spirit of this thread
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"You know… the thing" - President Joseph R. Biden, Jr., vaguely alluding to the Declaration of Independence