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    Default Personal Feud Thread

    This is a thread where we can all engage in feuds, both personal feuds and blood feuds.

    I am currently engaged in a blood feud with Abdulmecid and challenge him to a duel to the death at noon.

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    I think this should be given the go-ahead only as long as a few rules are followed. Namely, clothing might result in unfairness, so it should go down Eastern Promises bathhouse style. Another is that to make vengeance suitably humiliating, weapon choices should be limited to sex toys.


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    Agreed on all counts.

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    Fair enough, sex toys it is, then.

    I challenge both Hunter Biden and Donald Trump, Jr. and Margerie Taylor Greene and Nancy Pelosi to a duel to the death, while each of us is armed only with a deluxe six piece "DRILLDO" dildo drill set (collect the whole set at your local BestBuy).

    Just waiting for the FBI to arrest me any minute now for making this grotesque and shameful post.

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    Default Re: Personal Feud Thread

    If I can't afford name brand DRILLDO can I use off brand?

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    As a result of budgetary differences resulting in potential unfairness, I propose that all duellists make use of second hand weapons of the aforementioned category.


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    Fair enough. Knockoff brands are now accepted. Guess I'll be seeing you guys in the town square at sunrise or sundown, depending on your respective duels. That or I'll see you first in the saloon where you'll find me drinking whiskey, unshaven and looking broody as I ask the barkeep cryptically if he's ever killed a man or a woman with a rubber dong and looked into their eyes as they died.

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    A second hand rubber dong, don't forget.


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    Default Re: Personal Feud Thread

    Mines a real two-hander

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    Let's put the feud back into feudalism
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    Default Re: Personal Feud Thread

    That's my joke

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    That's not true. I declare a feud over the joke.
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    Default Re: Personal Feud Thread

    I declare a freud.

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    Much time has passed, and one is compelled to note that the original subject of this thread has not deigned to reply… The ultimate diss.

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    I declare a feud on late fees for insurance payments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldhead View Post
    This is a thread where we can all engage in feuds, both personal feuds and blood feuds.

    I am currently engaged in a blood feud with Abdulmecid and challenge him to a duel to the death at noon.

    YOU DIRTY FOOL I AM REVOLTED BY YOU, I SEE YOU ARE A GREAT HINDRANCE TO SOCIETY I WILL BE THERE TO BURY YOU!
    You smell like rats.
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    ("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")

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    ("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")

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    This site informs us that today is Akar's birthday. In the spirit of this thread

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Happy Birthday, Nerd

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