How long do you shower?

**♔Greek Strategos♔** · April 19, 2022, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Akar

Video not available in my country?!

REEEEEE THIS IS AMERICA REEEEEE

Crusade pending

**Gigantus** · April 19, 2022, 08:58 AM

Not enough showering there I guess. 'Clean vid for a clean bod'

**Morticia Iunia Bruti** · April 19, 2022, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Akar

Video not available in my country?!

REEEEEE THIS IS AMERICA REEEEEE

Its Army critical and not sponsored by Army.

**Akar** · April 19, 2022, 03:52 PM

Time for Desert Storm 2

**Narf** · April 20, 2022, 01:04 PM

About 15 hours a day, since swimming isn't to be included.

**Akar** · April 20, 2022, 01:56 PM

Only 15?

Stinky narf

**Narf** · April 20, 2022, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Akar

Only 15?

Stinky narf

Red just goes faster. Slowguy.

**Roma_Victrix** · April 30, 2022, 02:29 PM

You guys actually leave the shower? I never leave the shower. I stay in the shower. I live in the shower, to the point that I have now grown amphibious gills and webbed feet like in that Waterworld movie. Unlike you, I love my shower. I work remotely from the shower. All my tools and equipment are waterproof so that they too may be placed in the shower. All my outfits are waterproof too, so that I can be dressed for zoom meetings and naked whenever I like. I have food delivered to my bathroom door, and simply use a reach over with a giant grabber to grab it and consume it while being consistently pelted with a steady stream of water from my showerhead in my shower. I simply poke my head out of the shower curtain whenever I want to smoke a cigar or drink a glass of wine uncontaminated by shower water.

**Gigantus** · May 01, 2022, 03:21 AM

You should get those cute umbrellas for your wine - just in case. They don't work so well with the cigar, may need a ring adapter there to hold the umbrella. If the ring adapter doesn't work out there is still this umbrella variant.

**Akar** · May 01, 2022, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix

You guys actually leave the shower? I never leave the shower. I stay in the shower. I live in the shower, to the point that I have now grown amphibious gills and webbed feet like in that Waterworld movie. Unlike you, I love my shower. I work remotely from the shower. All my tools and equipment are waterproof so that they too may be placed in the shower. All my outfits are waterproof too, so that I can be dressed for zoom meetings and naked whenever I like. I have food delivered to my bathroom door, and simply use a reach over with a giant grabber to grab it and consume it while being consistently pelted with a steady stream of water from my showerhead in my shower. I simply poke my head out of the shower curtain whenever I want to smoke a cigar or drink a glass of wine uncontaminated by shower water.

My showerhead has a "wine" mode so I don't even need to leave for that.

**Roma_Victrix** · May 03, 2022, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by Gigantus

You should get those cute umbrellas for your wine - just in case. They don't work so well with the cigar, may need a ring adapter there to hold the umbrella. If the ring adapter doesn't work out there is still this umbrella variant.

You just changed my freaking life, bro! How could I ever repay you? These are such brilliant ideas, how did I never think of them before! Literally crying with joy right now, tears streaming down my face, although that might just be the shower water from the showerhead of my shower spraying all over my face as I lay typing this on my waterproof laptop.

Originally Posted by Akar

My showerhead has a "wine" mode so I don't even need to leave for that.

Dammit! You guys rock! Again, where has this novel device and shower head been all my life? I could have been drinking wine straight from the shower head or even the faucet, and showered in wine, absorbing the alcohol directly into the skin. If only you had a time machine too or an age reverser so I could go back to being about 20 again and start all over to enjoy these wine baths.