Animal husbandry

[Roma_Victrix]

Shame on all of you for lacking the spine to call out this hideous practice earlier, and shame on me for not doing it until just now.

For too long we've allowed this abomination to continue in our societies, this grotesque practice of animal husbandry.

I for one find it very disturbing that farmers and ranchers give their otherwise happily married wives away to the livestock, for...breeding. It's just not right!

Some of you TWC members here are known farmers and ranchers in your now questionable private lives. Care to explain your sordid misdeeds in the shed behind the stable? I'm waiting, sicko! May this thread serve as a hallway for public shaming of your types around here. Boo these men!

Never allow your wife to go horseback riding on her own. Immorality is soon to follow such a misstep and error in husbandly judgement.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

I for one am glad to learn I’m not the only person outside Wales practicing animal husbandry

[Sir Adrian]

I live with the hope that one day geg will cease to deny the existence of New Zeeland.

[Akar]

When they let the gays get married everyone said it would be only a matter of time before they let us marry our pets. And guess what? Here we are, folks, it's happening.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

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PARTY LIKE ITS 2008 MY LIBERTARIAN BROTHERS WE CAN ANIMALS

[Flinn]

Wait, wait, WAIT...



What's wrong with that?

We've got a millenary tradition here, in Sardinia is like 5000 years that they are mating with sheep and other animals, and nothing has gone wrong, ever. If anything, more people should be doing that (kudos to the Welsh for the commitment) and UN should be recognizing the rights of the offspring. Silvio, as usual because of his generous and kind character, not long ago adopted one of such lambs, who was hanging out with a bad company (mostly corn addicted pigs) and saved him until the following Easter...



I'd say we should encourage that, basically because there will be less competition with regular mates



Also, I think a special mention goes to the Taliban for having removed human prostitution and replaced it with camels and sheep. They did say they were going to improve the social status of women, didn't they?

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[Septentrionalis]

Oh, deer.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

For too long we've allowed this abomination to continue in our societies, this grotesque practice of animal husbandry.

TO INSULT OUR UNHOLY WALPURGIS NIGHT RITES!?!

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[EmperorBatman999]

I spent a summer working on a horse farm, and I must say, horse women are the craziest people you will ever meet, and not the good crazy either. It was always quite dramatic hearing the fights they would have with each other about who borrowed their hoof pick without asking, who was cheating with whose husband, all of that.

Anyway, stay away from horse girls.

[Flinn]

... who was cheating with whose husband, all of that.

Sounds like my kind of environment

[Akar]

going to a brothel in Kabul brb

[Roma_Victrix]

going to a brothel in Kabul brb

I'd feel pretty sheepish walking in there, not gonna lie.
And by that I mean feeling up all the pretty sheep!

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PARTY LIKE ITS 2008 MY LIBERTARIAN BROTHERS WE CAN ANIMALS

It's happening! Every Libertarian exiled to Thailand is frothing at the mouth now.

Wait, wait, WAIT...



What's wrong with that?

I had a feeling hedonistic Silvio would be in favor of these profane Welsh-style sacrileges.

Anyway, stay away from horse girls.

Sounds terrifying! One can only imagine what they would do to you if they all decided to put aside their differences and ambush you all at once in a barn, where no ranch hand can hear you scream from several miles away.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Sounds terrifying! One can only imagine what they would do to you if they all decided to put aside their differences and ambush you all at once in a barn, where no ranch hand can hear you scream from several miles away.

Honestly that sound like the description of a very bad porn playing on some farm somewhere in Idaho.

"Why is straw lying there?"^^

[ggggtotalwarrior]

It's happening! Every Libertarian exiled to Thailand is frothing at the mouth now.

If only McAfee, Peace be upon Him, were still here to celebrate the utopia he worked so hard to create

[Akar]

I'll be opening a heavy petting zoo in Kabul soon.

[Roma_Victrix]

Honestly that sound like the description of a very bad porn playing on some farm somewhere in Idaho.

"Why is straw lying there?"^^

Heh! All they need is a saddle lying next to that hay in the stable and you got yourself there quite a romantic novel, if not a Cinemax film late at night.

If only McAfee, Peace be upon Him, were still here to celebrate the utopia he worked so hard to create

McAfee sure was a prophetic visionary. That reminds me of an old Greek proverb!

“Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”
- Anonymous ancient Greek kiddie fiddler and sheep toucher

I'll be opening a heavy petting zoo in Kabul soon.

The Taliban regime governing the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan officially approves this post.

[Septentrionalis]

I for one find it very disturbing that farmers and ranchers give their otherwise happily married wives away to the livestock, for...breeding. It's just not right!

Up north in the Nordics, it is not about us giving our wives away to the livestock. Those women seek out the poor beasts for animal husbandry. They try to lure them in with ketchup. And if that fails, they are not afraid to wrestle down the innocent animals and threaten them with knives. There is no interfering with that process unless a knife in between your ribs is something you appreciate on a Thursday afternoon.

[Akar]

Imagine being killed by someone dressed like that.

[Roma_Victrix]

Finnish women will finish you in that outfit. If you survive, you'll be scarred for life, both physically and mentally. It is a well known fact that Finnish women, after having their way with a Finnish forest reindeer, will tear off one of their bony antlers and, with the aforementioned knife, carve out a crude waist-harnessed strapon dildo in the shape of an angry reindeer head. Shortly afterwards, all Finnish men congregate and hide in woodland areas where it is illegal for the Finnish women to hunt them per Finland's slightly more merciful feminist laws. However, their current female Prime Minister Sanna Marin will soon choose a new male president victim for bedding, as President Sauli Niinistö is aging and will no longer be able to outrun her for very long when hunting season begins.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Oh I bet she will finish me