Proclamation of friendship by his Illustrious Highness, Cookiegod Cookiegod, Dei Gratia Imperator Degeneratores etc etc

[Cookiegod]

It has been settled, we have been confirmed to be the greatest of all time.
To our voters we say: Great times are ahead. We shall lead us all to glory.
In choosing to become our obedient underlings you have made a most wise choice.
By now our enemies are likely covering in fear of righteous retribution for their heinous crimes.
To them We say: We offer you amnesty and our friendship. Come, come our new friends.
Don't be afeared. Armed guards aplenty shall ensure your safety. Join the feast in our honour.
We shall drink and we shall dine. Akar, you may choose one of our underage virgin daughters, we shall give her to you in marriage.
Come, Roma, don't be shy, sit next to us. You too may marry one of what are definitely not our most ruthless guards dressed as teenage daughters.
Tonight, we celebrate. Tomorrow, who knows, you might decide to stay. Forever.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

My Lord,

I offer you my loyalty and witchcraft.

[Turkafinwë]

I offer nothing, no that's incorrect I offer even less than nothing

[Roma_Victrix]

Well then, this is unsettling news. Anyone got a ticket for a free flight to a non-extradition country laying around perchance?

I'm not a fan of Cuba, North Korea, Zimbabwe or Bhutan, but I'll give anything a shot.

You're on your own, though, Akar! I trusted you! Guess I shouldn't have thrown my chips in with an amorphous mass that just swallows everything whole.

[Turkafinwë]

Roma you're welcome in the sovereignless state of Schoten. Here you might sit out your exile until the tyrants have been overthrown

[Derc]

Oh, it will be glorious times. Until the usual moment comes where the Dictator suddenly wants to get rid of his allies.

[Sir Adrian]

I would like to point out two undeniable facts about the recent election

1. Cookie is Russian.

2. He won with 140% of his opponents votes.

This is as clear a case of 140% Russia as we could get. Impeach Cooktin.

[Akar]

I decry this false king. I shall cast him down into the mud

[Flinn]

We are used to Popes, this Cookiewhat won't last long

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

But we could make good business as long as its lasts?

[Flinn]

I haven't voted for him, I feel oppressed

[Sir Adrian]

Flinn says he did not vote for Cookie but he repped me 3 days after I voted for Cookie. Corruption of da highest ordah

[Flinn]

If I could I would take that rep back

I voted for Greg and I will only recognize him as my sole leader

[ggggtotalwarrior]

The only person deranged enough to do that. And that includes me.