Well lurkers, I have some good and bad information for you. The bad news is that, having opened and read this OP, you are now legally1 required to join TWC under penalty of death for refusal. The good news is that you are now legally required to formally register and join TWC. I see you 37 users who are online lingering, menacingly, longingly in the TD at this very moment. The fact you are currently looking at this post presidium informs me of one important detail regarding your character, you are interested in the site beyond the mods. So come on down TWC newbies and see all the fun things Total War has to offer beyond being a mod center for a strategy gaming series:
Let’s start with where you current are, the Thema Devia! We’ve got an impressive cast of characters bold enough to defeat a classic 80s sitcom in hijinks! From bird people to pony people to [REDACTED] to people people, we’ve got it all! Get yourself acquainted with our very own TD Constitution and maybe one day you’ll be able to contribute your own Amendment. Be it the You Laugh, You Lose Thread or just hanging around with the posters in the Chat Thread, we have a little something fun for everybody.
The TD isn’t the only place for fun (although easily the best), so come and explore the forum. Interested in Creative Writing? We have that! Interested in forum games? We have that! Interested in history? We have that! Interested in never-ending political toxic flame wars? We CERTAINLY have that!
So remember, you and any other lurkers are now required to register and post in this thread as a TWC noob under penalty of death2. Who knows, maybe you’ll acquire citizenship one day and become a true TWC legend via the yearly member awards? We would love to have you graduate from reader to poster with the rest of us
My fellow TDers are welcome to lobby in here for why you lurkers should finally take the leap and announce yourselves
1. Not actually legally binding
2. Again, not actually legally binding