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    Default The TWC Lurker Registration Thread

    Well lurkers, I have some good and bad information for you. The bad news is that, having opened and read this OP, you are now legally1 required to join TWC under penalty of death for refusal. The good news is that you are now legally required to formally register and join TWC. I see you 37 users who are online lingering, menacingly, longingly in the TD at this very moment. The fact you are currently looking at this post presidium informs me of one important detail regarding your character, you are interested in the site beyond the mods. So come on down TWC newbies and see all the fun things Total War has to offer beyond being a mod center for a strategy gaming series:

    Let’s start with where you current are, the Thema Devia! We’ve got an impressive cast of characters bold enough to defeat a classic 80s sitcom in hijinks! From bird people to pony people to [REDACTED] to people people, we’ve got it all! Get yourself acquainted with our very own TD Constitution and maybe one day you’ll be able to contribute your own Amendment. Be it the You Laugh, You Lose Thread or just hanging around with the posters in the Chat Thread, we have a little something fun for everybody.

    The TD isn’t the only place for fun (although easily the best), so come and explore the forum. Interested in Creative Writing? We have that! Interested in forum games? We have that! Interested in history? We have that! Interested in never-ending political toxic flame wars? We CERTAINLY have that!

    So remember, you and any other lurkers are now required to register and post in this thread as a TWC noob under penalty of death2. Who knows, maybe you’ll acquire citizenship one day and become a true TWC legend via the yearly member awards? We would love to have you graduate from reader to poster with the rest of us

    My fellow TDers are welcome to lobby in here for why you lurkers should finally take the leap and announce yourselves


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    2. Again, not actually legally binding
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    Default Re: The TWC Lurker Registration Thread

    First comes registration, then comes crackdowns and round ups.

    I for one support this draconian motion.

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    It seems this effort is not exactly catching any fish rip

    The more you lurk the more we demand you show yourselves, you filthy ragamuffins
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    If you are reading this and not joining TWC by registering, you are a two-timing troglodyte, a filibuster, and a Zapotec!
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    Are we allowed to use Zapotec as an insult again?

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    Can I just skip to the death penalty? I want to see my afterlife!

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    Default Re: The TWC Lurker Registration Thread

    We should make some sort of "joining offer" for spambots too, that will certainly be a thing
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    You are going on the list!

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    Two weeks wages and an unbanning

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    I am sadly realizing all those beautiful little lurkers are actually spam bots trying to shill peepee pills
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    Eh, that's only half of them.

    The other half are trying to sell poopoo pills.

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    Default Re: The TWC Lurker Registration Thread

    For all these posts, not one is from a lurker nor do I think this thread has convinced one to become a member of the forum. You are but a new citizen, and thus have little power here



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    Default Re: The TWC Lurker Registration Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Are we allowed to use Zapotec as an insult again?
    The Mixtecs, Mayans and Aztecs would be most pleased by this development.

    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    Can I just skip to the death penalty? I want to see my afterlife!
    What should the death penalty look like for this offense? What form of capital punishment should we choose for these miscreants?

    I vote that such offenders should be executed by means of Miley Cyrus music blasted at a decibel level no human eardrum could possibly handle without bursting, producing a mess for the janitor similar to the one in that scene from the movie Scanners (1981).

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    Scanners was a great movie.

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    Maybe the real lurkers were the friends we made along the way?
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    lol no

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