Most Important TD Poll

[ggggtotalwarrior]

It has come to my attention that some folk on here in the TD are lacking in their sacred duty. Bare in mind that the wrong answer to this important question could result in a death squad being sent to your home or place of business to rain holy fury upon your heretical butt. Choose wisely.

[Akar]

why cant i vote for both wtf

[ggggtotalwarrior]

There can only be one

[Sir Adrian]

WTF IS THIS GARBAGE? Where is the Ask Silvio option? The law clearly says there has to be an Ask Silvio option. Why is there no Ask Silvio? Ostrakon and VonC akar.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Akar even being a citizen to begin with was quite a black mark on the site if I say so myself

[Akar]

vonc ban

[Inkie]

It's a little preposterous that there's no poopeepoopee option for gentlemen of taste.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

The poopeepoopee here sticks were wiped out years ago during the great highbrow purge

[Akar]

We decided there is no room here for discerning men of taste, no thank you very much indeed.

[Flinn]

I will not vote in a poll missing the most important option

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RTFM, dammit!

[ggggtotalwarrior]

You gotta pin the damn thing instead of letting it fall to the 6th page and maybe id read it Flinn >

edit: wait it is stickies and I’m just a moron

[Sir Adrian]

Told you. Ostrakon geg and vonc akar.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Then re-patronize me so you can be a patron for life Adrian

[Akar]

edit: wait it is stickies and I’m just a moron

I mean, your words...

[ggggtotalwarrior]

^patronized me tho so who is the real moron

[Akar]

ye :/

[Flinn]

edit: wait it is stickies and I’m just a moron

This goes in my book of quotes

[ggggtotalwarrior]

I’m proud to say no heretics were detected in the TD…. For now

[Akar]

I propose trying again posthaste.