Okay just tell my parole officer that pls
Arch-lich Akar
Immortal God-Emperor ggggtotalwarrior
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President of the Themia Gaius Baltar
First Servant of the People, humblest secretary of the ruling council, and the boring overworked bookkeeper for our national treasury and everything related to money AqD
Abstain
Okay just tell my parole officer that pls
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Can I nominate other people? In that case I'd like to nominateELITEOFKINGWARMAN88
Why? Because he's the true representation of the Thema Devia.
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Unless ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88 has explicitly withdrawn his candidacy, I demand that his name appear on the list again.
I nominate Poosan
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Someone should ask him what that 88 stands for
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Well unfortunately Warman is a man of his word so I have little reason to suspect he will return for his crown in the near future
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Well at least someone is getting to the bottom of it
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Title: President of the ThemiaForm of Government: Autocratic but helpful, kinda like a boyscout trying to earn a badge.
I propose to have everyone get involved in the creative contests. This will involve creative writing, posting AAR results of TW gameplay, and perhaps helping out in the mod forums when a newbie asks questions. Posting screenshots of in game battles is a must.
Instead of useless bickering, we will all turn our attention to TW gameplay and its creative output.
The MudPit will be shutdown during my reign.
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The House of Baltar
Neither is this the dawn from the east, nor is a dragon flying above, nor are the gables of this hall aflame. Nay, mortal enemies approach in ready armour. Ravens are calling, wolves are howling, spear clashes and shield answers
Is this still going?
My Title: First Servant of the People, humblest secretary of the ruling council, and the boring overworked bookkeeper for our national treasury and everything related to money.
Government: something where we are all equals and share the same wealth, which I'll humbly nominate myself to help achieving and maintaining
First policy would be to ask all TWC citizens nicely to donate everything they have for everyone, or being sent to reeducation camp until they repent. No need to detail the rest because everyone would be content and happy afterwards!
PS: and we'll prosecute the candidates above first. The earlier you vote for me the more share you'll get! Vote now!
The aliens will join our glorious party and everyone they intend to probe would automatically become bourgeoisie and enemies of the state if they end up dead or mutilated. Everything will be perfectly legal and normal.
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Honestly not a bad proposition
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Oh, I guess I didn't fill out the proper paperwork to be the rightful ruler.
Title: Arch-lich
Form of Government: Lichdom
My first move will be to convert all able bodied persons into vessels to power my phylactery.
My second move will be to convert every one else into vessels to power my phylactery.
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So you'll also convert yourself into a vessel...?
You will be the first to go, AQD.
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I'll gladly become a part of your soul and then consume all of you from the inside out and hang your dried skin as carpet
I too didn’t file in the proper format:
Title: God-Emperor
Form of Government: Non-Benevolent Dictatorship
My Immortal Reign shall be based upon the 7 Noble Tenets of my realm:
1. Every morning at their first rise, the people of the Thema Devil, hereafter known as “Gegistan” as to unleash from their lips one holy “hey it geg” while bowing before the portrait of my cat.
2. The people of this land shall then start their day by posting in the Chat Thread at least once while also raising the flag of Gegistan, the faction symbol of the Uruk Dominion from Medieval II’s Thera mod, to full mast above their home or place of residence (in Akar’s case this is of course a box on the side of the road).
3. My subjects shall thank our father Akar for the life he has given us but also damn him for his continued embrace of the [REDACTED] Cat heresy. Then Akar shall be photoshopped out of all official state photos and removed from doctrines due to his insolence, and he himself shall be sent to a gulag in Siberia. BACK TO RULE 2.
3. A massive wave of industrialization with the express goal of completing my grand mausoleum will be achieved vis conscription of the masses. Any who refuse this conscription will be executed.
4. There is no secret police force. Anyone who claims otherwise will be detained by the secret police force.
5. Pizza shall be required eating once a week. Anyone who has not consumed pizza within the last 168 hours on Sunday, 12am EST will be executed.
6. After a healthy day of continued geg-supporting activities, including the daily melon stomping at noon, the citizens of Gegistan are required to return to the TD and offer alms to their God-Emperor for favor. If such alms are not delivered before midnight EST, the user is to be summarily tracked down by geg Team 6 and executed.
7. hey it geg
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Nominations have closed and a poll has been added. Time for the vote!
You can find links to the candidates' applications at the bottom of the OP
Under the patronage of the formidable and lovely Narf.
Proud patron of Derpy Hooves, Audacia, Lordsith, Frodo45127 and Sir Adrian.
first to vote!
Go geg, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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