Elect Your Glorious Leader! (IV)

[Inkie]

that is bold of you to assume that anyone really read the OP, this is the TD dude

Oh I know better than to expect that, but an ex-admin with a question to ask?

[Cookiegod]

Title: Cookiegod
Form of Government: Oppressive Theocracy, the exact hierarchy and rules to be determined and constantly renegotiated through bloody wars of religion.

I disqualified myself, ACarl

I'm sorry to hear that geg, though understandable.

[Flinn]

Oh I know better than to expect that, but an ex-admin with a question to ask?

no no no you are wrong, I'm not an ex admin, I'm a retired admin, which implies that I'm old enough to act weird, BECAUSE THAT'S THE RIGHT EVERY OLD DUDE HAS

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

Once a admin, always a admin. Like he said, just “retired”. Be aware of TWAdmin Crack. I hear it’s even more powerful then TWCrack.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

I appreciate the clarification, Inkie. I’d absolutely the out of a Bith. Top 3 hottest Star Wars species by far. Given their prospenity towards the wonderful genre of music known as jizz, and especially the many who are virtuosos on the Dorenian Beshniquel, I’m extremely excited to see what kind of kinky hijinks a Bith is capable of in bed.

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

His Majesty the True King will strike his name from the list and throw his support behind Young Akar. My stones tell me he is the next King, all hail King Akar, be afraid of Immoral Lord Geg and the Geg hordes.

[Inkie]

no no no you are wrong, I'm not an ex admin, I'm a retired admin, which implies that I'm old enough to act weird, BECAUSE THAT'S THE RIGHT EVERY OLD DUDE HAS

The right to act weird? I mean ok, the right to forget to wipe, or to ask the same question three times, I'll give you that. The right to act weird though...I'm getting Roger Ailes kind of vibes.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

More like Silvio Berlusconi. The man, formerly a bastion of chivalry, morphs into his corrupt, horny idol.

[Inkie]

Yeah but Berlusconi is the kind of corrupt, horny old man that old men everywhere want to get away with being. Nobody wants to be a Roger Ailes.

Edit: Oh I'm derailing my own thread. Let's put the l back into election ey

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Being alive definitely seems greatly preferable to being dead

[Inkie]

Conventional Question: What's one of the most enjoyable campaigns you've ever had playing a TW game and why?

[Cookiegod]

Being alive definitely seems greatly preferable to being dead

you haven't been to cookie afterlife have ya?

[Derpy Hooves]

Conventional Question: What's one of the most enjoyable campaigns you've ever had playing a TW game and why?

One time in ETW, I was playing as USA, and was preparing to embark on a revenge camapaign against Spain; literally raised 20,000 men (as in if you added them all up there’d be 20,000). Numerous stacks, sent on fleets to Spain. I drop them on Spain, amd before we fight one battle, Spain sues for peace

[mishkin]

right now ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88 seems to me the only valid candidate.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

For me certainly my most memorable was my first original RTW campaign. I was ~7 and had no idea what I was doing but I ing loved the music and loved managing my family members. I began a war of aggression on Gaul as the Julii with little regard for building up garrisons following my conquests, almost entirely via one room stack led by starting heir Amulius Julius’ son Decius, who received the nickname “Victor”. That centurion-helmed son of a went on a warpath especially after a snow ambush from Gaul approaching Lugdunum where his brother and co-general Marcus died in a Pyrrhic victory.

Decius of course grew arrogant following his conquest of Gaul and thought that a single trireme was the only protection necessary for his 20 unit doomstack to begin its invasion of Britannia. Of course, he got sunk and died during Brittannia’s turn and then the Britons and Germans not only ended their war but shortly after allied eachother and began slowly eating away at my Gaulish conquests until I rage quit and lost the save years later. I still spent the entirety of my Vanilla RTW career trying to turn Decius Julius into the ultimate Chad in honor of the original.

[Akar]

Conventional Question: What's one of the most enjoyable campaigns you've ever had playing a TW game and why?

I genuinely cannot remember the last time I played a Total War game.

I believe that makes me far and away the most qualified candidate.

[Cookiegod]

Title: Cookiegod
Form of Government: Oppressive Theocracy, the exact hierarchy and rules to be determined and constantly renegotiated through bloody wars of religion.

I forgot to post the TOS-abiding heraldry to my throne.




As you might notice from the common theme I'm not a big fan of elections. There shall be no more plebiscites going forward. Whom do I have to threaten/bribe to be declared the winner?

[Inkie]

It's actually pretty simple, you'd just have to eliminate all of the competition until it's only you and abstain left, without breaking the ToS.

[Akar]

you'd just have to eliminate all of the competition until it's only you and abstain left,

Easy.

without breaking the ToS.

Oh.

Is murder against the ToS?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Not if you believe in your heart it isn’t. That’s all that matters