The "Eat the rich!" thread.
Seeing as this despicable communist desire seems to more and more recurring during our times, undoubtedly fostered by the blind and uncontrollable greed of billionaires, I said to myself, why not taking the chance to do some moreposting? (yeah yeah sometimes I have too much free time on my hands).
Use this thread to discuss the matter, post memes and inspirational quotes on the matter, and, most important, make fun of those hated rich.. because after all we might not end up eating them, but we atl should be taking the piss out of them (which is something most of them really hate), I mean, because YES.
I'll start
We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat."
The rich man said, "Not my problem you don't work for your bread," as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.
The poor cried, "We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we're all ill."
The rich man said, "Not my problem you don't take care of yourselves," as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high the gods themselves would not be able to reach.
The poor people stopped crying, and the rich man was satisfied...
Until they came knocking at his door one night; their faces were sunken, their flesh decaying, their eyes sightless. They were monsters of the rich man's own making.
As they devoured his flesh, the rich man cried, "Please, spare me!"
The ravenous zombies said, "Not our fault you fattened yourself for slaughter."
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He should also have the procedure filmed live for his brilliant super intelligent website "X" (formerly known as Twitter, now just Xitter).
Originally Posted by irontaino
