You have always wanted to become the stylish and confident man of the 21st century with roots reaching deep into the capable and educated pioneers of the Renaissance. The man that others seek counsel from and to whom women flock. The one who turns heads on the street and gets the admiration of many at cultured gatherings of the creative classes.
You are now one small step away from starting on a path to your dream by learning the language of business and commerce. The language of romance and seduction. The language of drama and poetry. The language of coercion and making the trains run on time. Italian.
Italian is the language that bridges the great deeds of the Romans to the contemporary culture that bestowed the world some of the best things our modern existence enjoys. Be your favorite among them that Ferrari automobile in your garage or that mozzarella di bufala campana on your delicious pizza. Be it that Dolce & Gabbana suit you are wearing or that Vespa scooter that takes you to see your beautiful Mediterranean girlfriend. The least you could do to show appreciation is learn how to pronounce the things you enjoy.
To improve the lives of our members in a manner just described, the TWC University is excited to offer a course on that language. And not just any course, but one the teacher of which best reflects those ideals that we want to reach. The great and knowledgeable Dude Flinnusconi himself!
You will learn the following inspiring concepts and expressions. And much more!
Go register yourself for the course that is free of charge to all active members of our community. Be warned, though! At a later date, you may find yourself compelled to do certain favors to certain individuals of the forum. Out of sheer gratitude and respect for the invaluable education you have received.
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?786827-The-Dude-s-Classrom&p=16050330&viewfull=1#post16050330
UPDATE: instructions for joining are in this post.