The Return of the Flinn (EXCLUSIVE TIME LIMITED OFFER MERCH)

**Flinn** · September 20, 2021, 06:19 AM

Thanks

**Akar** · September 20, 2021, 08:10 AM

This ones for you, Flinn.

**AoRun** · September 26, 2021, 07:57 AM

let me get the undies lol

**Flinn** · September 27, 2021, 09:14 AM

So that you plebeians know it, this weekend I've just completed the harvest of grapes, and now I'm busy with wine making

If you don't see me for a while, buy me some flowers, since I probably drowned in the fermentation vat (I'll make for a great wine though, I'm sure about that, I'm like 50% wine already)

**Akar** · September 27, 2021, 09:21 AM

Traditional italian wine is made by throwing the owner of the vinyard into the vat to die.

**Flinn** · September 27, 2021, 09:33 AM

That was supposed to be an industrial secret...

**Akar** · September 27, 2021, 09:41 AM

It's the 12th herb/spice

**Septentrionalis** · September 27, 2021, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by Flinn

So that you plebeians know it, this weekend I've just completed the harvest of grapes, and now I'm busy with wine making

You are doing God's work. No one interfere with this holy man's labor.

**Akar** · September 27, 2021, 10:02 AM

This is the first time a job has been stolen from a Jesus rather than a Jesus stealing jobs

#racism #racistjokes

**Sir Adrian** · September 27, 2021, 12:58 PM

Flinn is TWC's Rabbi Tuckman

**Cookiegod** · September 28, 2021, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Akar

This is the first time a job has been stolen from a Jesus rather than a Jesus stealing jobs

#racism #racistjokes

Everyone talks about the miracles of Jesus feeding thousands with 5 loaves and 2 fish and Jesus turning water into wine. No one talks about how the sudden flooding of the market crashed the fishing and winery industries and big bakery and how this in turn completely eviscerated Judas' retirement investment portfolio.

**Flinn** · September 28, 2021, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Adrian

Flinn is TWC's Rabbi Tuckman

That's so true, actually

**ggggtotalwarrior** · October 02, 2021, 04:03 PM

I remember when I was an idiot high schooler on this site and Flinn had the compassion to write thoughtful and helpful messages in the personal help and advice forum like almost a decade ago. Man is a TWC legend and wise sage. Also a wanted fugitive and corrupt plutocrat who commuted murder in 12 systems.

**Gaius Baltar** · October 27, 2021, 08:49 AM

After analyzing the posting habits of "Flinn", I have determined that we are actually dealing with an impostor. Appropriate security actions should be implemented.