You have been cursed into living the rest of your life in your favourite RPG.
You get to be an NPC, but not an important one. Preferably an unnamed one. What's the game and what's the rest of your life going to be like?
You have been cursed into living the rest of your life in your favourite RPG.
You get to be an NPC, but not an important one. Preferably an unnamed one. What's the game and what's the rest of your life going to be like?
I will be a princess, but not one important enough to the plot to be named.
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I didn't read my favorite RPG.
I would be an undead merchant in Divinity 2
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I give poo related quests such as gathering enough dried dung to make mud bricks for the new desert children hospital.
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Just casually walking around, doing stuff, being pissed about all these lemons life deals me. When a random stranger appeared, I wanted to complain about it all, and ask him to help me. But he asked me something first. "Ever played Gwent?", it was. I only could nod in silence, and suddenly forgot about all my problems.
I got an arrow to the knee and will bore everyone with the story as guard in Whiterun, Skyrim.
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Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
And tomorrow you'll be on your way
Don't give a damn about what other people say
Because tomorrow is a brand-new day
Or more fitting: I will create new vampires as Alva the Vamp in Morthal, Skyrim.
Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
And tomorrow you'll be on your way
Don't give a damn about what other people say
Because tomorrow is a brand-new day
I am a boastful dwarf in an inn in Baldur's Gate. "My hotel is as clean as an Elven arse!". "I need a swig of some strong, dwarrrven ale!".
I'm Radeka, ... how earnest you are i love that on a women.^^ Divinity: Original Sin II
Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
And tomorrow you'll be on your way
Don't give a damn about what other people say
Because tomorrow is a brand-new day
One of the most touching things I have come across in computer RPGs is Skyrim's Sven the Slayer. I liked adventuring with him, and at first I did not fully realize what he meant by saying that "It just feels right somehow, having this new life as an adventurer." Well, Skyrim presented him a farmer's son who wanted to pursue an adventurer's life, so it kind of made sense. But the name just felt unbecoming of a farmer's son and very puerile until I learned the truth. What a mind-blowing thing to realize that Sven the Slayer was a real kid who loved the Elder Scroll series and died of cancer. So he was actually immortalized in a new life as an adventurer by the game developers.
That is really touching. CA made the same with a dead fan in Rome II, immortal as roman general.
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...le-with-cancer
I could also be Mjoll the Lioness talking the Dragonborn literally to death.
"I love the cold air... it's exhilarating. Perhaps it's because of my Nord blood, but there's something about it that makes me feel alive."
Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
And tomorrow you'll be on your way
Don't give a damn about what other people say
Because tomorrow is a brand-new day
Lol I was thinking the same thing.
I'd be a sad farmer sitting in front of the burned ruins of my hut, all my earthly possessions lost, all my friends dead and the neighbouring village overrun by monsters. My wife and children raped and murdered by Temerian deserters, their malnourished corpses devoured by ghouls, and their souls hounding me as wraiths.
A white haired wanderer would wander past me, take that one loaf of bread in that chest that didn't burn down as I loudly exclaim the same three lines over and over to no one in particular. Only then would he ask me what had happened, and I'd tell him about my woes extensively.
"Do you play Gwent?" he'd then ask me, as his horse looks down on me from the one part of the roof that hasn't collapsed yet. And I'd nod happily before losing my remaining crowns to his overpowered deck featuring a card with a picture of my wife naked. The witcher would journey onwards afterwards, feeling no emotion except surprise that common men such as I hate him.
With my luck I'll be an extra, loaded in ancillary to the protagonist whenever they go into a new region, dealt an extra set of canned lines and movments to remember.
With great power, comes great chonky dragons to feed enemies of the state. --Targaryens?
Spoiler for wait what dragons?:
Probably some guy on a farm somewhere that got trampled by Arthur Morgan and his good boah.
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I'll be a high street prostitute in Witcher 1 or 2
Free sex everyday, load of gold and if a customer is not pretty or handsome it'd be gutted and turned to clown ghouls locked in the open for amusement.
Ha, i show Geralt as Shani that i'm the better girlfriend than that , complicated, stressful Triss in Witcher I.
(And be forced to ditch Geralt because i'm the only adult in our relationship in Witcher II. )
Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
And tomorrow you'll be on your way
Don't give a damn about what other people say
Because tomorrow is a brand-new day