I assassinated the President of Haiti

[Roma_Victrix]

Akar, don't be fooled my friend. Only RV considers himself white.

The only people who don't think I'm white are a subsection of Anglo-Saxon Protestants who think the Irish and Italians should go back to Africa where they came from (allegedly).

In either case none of this is good. Being thrust into the role of president is bad enough, but now I've got to worry about Akar popping caps in a drive-by shooting? I'd rather step down, relinquish control and hand over the reins of state to someone more qualified, i.e. a foppish Frenchie black guy with a Caribbean accent.

[Akar]

I saw a picture of Roma once and he wasn't as white as I would have liked.

[AqD]

Since Akar won a fair fight, shouldn't he be the president by ancient Germanic law?

[Ukiah]

The only people who don't think I'm white are a subsection of Anglo-Saxon Protestants who think the Irish and Italians should go back to Africa where they came from (allegedly).

What did they think of you before you mentioned your ethnicity?

[Akar]

Honestly I thought much better of him.

[Ukiah]

At least he can move on and hide his background when he meets new people. Many people can't do that.

[Akar]

there should be some kind of international registry we can sign him up for so that no one else has to suffer like we have

[Roma_Victrix]

Bad enough I'm Irish and Italian, but I'm also part Swedish and Germanic Slovene in origin too from my mom's side. Suspicious Anglo-Saxon conservatives could interpret the former as me being an IKEA communist with European values, and the latter as me being a Nazi or even a Soviet (although Slovenia was part of Yugoslavia and hence the Non-Aligned Movement, not the Warsaw Pact allied to the Soviet Union).

[Septentrionalis]

Bad enough I'm Irish and Italian, but I'm also part Swedish

Oh boy. That is some load to carry around all your life.

[Akar]

rip

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Suspicious Anglo-Saxon conservatives could interpret the former as me being an IKEA communist with European values, and the latter as me being a Nazi or even a Soviet (although Slovenia was part of Yugoslavia and hence the Non-Aligned Movement, not the Warsaw Pact allied to the Soviet Union).

The average anglo-saxon conservative would'nt even find Slovenia on the Globe, if his domistique doesn't show him where. ^^

[Cookiegod]

Oh boy. That is some load to carry around all your life.

lol right? It's like Roma copied me but replaced the best with the worst.

[Roma_Victrix]

Oh boy. That is some load to carry around all your life.

Not really when you consider that it all gets cancelled out by me being an American.

I'm just worried about how the Haitians will view me now that I'm their new president and I've got all these European ancestries. At least I'm not French! Haitians were known to get a little rough with those guys when they first started out as a nation.

The average anglo-saxon conservative would'nt even find Slovenia on the Globe, if his domistique doesn't show him where. ^^

Good point, although it's easier to remember when you learn that it's the Slavic nation closest to Italy, and by that I mean literally touching it, feeling it, fondling it at the border.

lol right? It's like Roma copied me but replaced the best with the worst.

Wait, aren't you made of cookie dough? I never really considered your ethnic or national origins aside from maybe where the wheat was grown that comprises much of your body.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Good point, although it's easier to remember when you learn that it's the Slavic nation closest to Italy, and by that I mean literally touching it, feeling it, fondling it at the border.

Or you could simply say: the country, where the Polka from Krain comes from. Perhaps they are music fans.

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