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Thread: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

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    Default [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Introduction Friends, rivals, vague acquaintances of the Curia ,

    I present to thee today on a platter of the finest nondescript metal of a reasonable price, Cookiegod. Here is where I would normally include some information on how I met the client and such, but honestly I can’t remember what I had for dinner yesterday and Cookiestar isn’t really that memorable to begin with (but he did reportedly invent the vaccine against autism). Still, he’s a good egg, one of the best eggs I’ve known in all my long years if I do say so myself, yes yes. He’s got heart. Actually, the rumor is he’s secretly an octopus, and as such has three hearts.
    I know the competition for citizenship is quite tough this time of year, but I have full confidence in my all-star of many talents and slightly more hearts. All I ask of you is that you search yours, and you will find there that this is truly something Cookiechamp both needs and deserves after a tough year.


    Please clap.

    Client’s Contribution "This haiku of
    mine
    is really
    sublime
    and also prime
    It belongs in the
    Haiku-Thread
    for that I need
    to be citizen
    so vote make me citizen.
    - Vergil"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar
    Cookie is one of the most sexually powerful and generous lovers I've ever had the pleasure to encounter in my extensive and entirely consensual love life. In addition to his admirable work as the head of my harem he has contributed extensively to the TWC community. His AARs, contributions to the screenshot and graphics competitions and his consistently pleasant and humorous attitude add value wherever there are found. I've known Cookie for far too long now and in that time I've always known him to be a stand up fellow who keeps TWC at the forefront of whats left of his addled and diminished mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oda Nobunaga
    Konichiwa Neko, my ferrow forumites, it is I, the honoroburu Oda Nobunaga, here to terr you why you must all vote in favour of the making of the citizenship of the., cookiegod!
    As we all know, he is quite Kawaii desu and very manly, and would make a fantastic addition to our fine list of outstanding citizens of the forum! His sense of wit, dashing smile, greying hair and mild obesity are exactly what we here are lacking! It would also bring satisfaction to our lord and saviour, the cookie monster! And remember, Jesus loves you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Narf
    Cookie is a very smart man, who'll go out of his way to make a funny, even though toes might be nicked in the effort. He prefers joviality as a standard, but can set really deep roots into a debate or topic once he decides to set his mind to it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Turkafinwe
    "Recommendation for Cookiegod

    He is a Cookie. He is a God. He is the Cookiegod. What else can I say?

    I like Cookie, he's a funny guy and I like funny guys. He is a man who doesn't take life too seriously and I respect that and I, unironically, think we need more of those here. You may believe it or not (and he may not believe it himself) but Cookie is very devoted to TWC, and he gives all his love for the site, and more, in his own strange way.
    #JusticeForCookie #JusticeForCal #JusticeForAkar #JusticeForAthelchan

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Personally, I welcome the Thema Devia proto-citizen with a rare but occasional penchant to produce fairly well thought out posts.
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Yeah, he's alright.

    Support.

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Unsurprisingly I approve of this very delisasu cookie kami-san.

    I will give 20 samurai divisions in support.

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    I support cookie because as Akar once said, he is not Hitler. Also he's funny, sometimes, for a danish of sudanese-russian descent.

    Dammit cookie, you'd better get it this time.
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Abstain for now.

    Because I don't visit the Thema Devia forum much and therefore I cannot get a fair judgement by reading his posts. So, I would appreciate if links to his contributions as Thema Devia threads or in other areas e.g competitions was added to his citizen application.
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    I want to support, because Cookiegod is hilarious and adds immeasurable amounts of laughs to the Thema Devia sub-forum, but the OP has to put in the effort for a proper citizenship proposal by providing a full list of links to his substantive contributions. Namely, the things Akar brought up, his AARs and screenshots for graphics competitions. If and when that is done I would gladly support, but I will abstain for now. Come on, Adamat! You can do it!

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Aw here we go again. I stand by my words.

    SUPPORT for my favourite Cookie!

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    I will support.

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    This application suffers from the same shortcomings as the previous attempt. It has no links to relevant material and seems to rely on its own brand of humorousness presentation as its support. Personally I would like to see Cookiegod's screenshot work and writing competition material highlighted.

    I will quote from the previous application a response which I feel sums of the whole situation.

    Quote Originally Posted by King Athelstan
    While entertaining, it lacks substance and specific contributions. In addition, I don't speak kangaroo and as such a large chunk of this is unintelligible.

    Opposed.



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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Adrian View Post
    sudanese-russian descent.
    That's enough for me. Support.

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Quote Originally Posted by Gaius Baltar View Post
    This application suffers from the same shortcomings as the previous attempt. It has no links to relevant material and seems to rely on its own brand of humorousness presentation as its support. Personally I would like to see Cookiegod's screenshot work and writing competition material highlighted.

    I will quote from the previous application a response which I feel sums of the whole situation.
    This^

    That is my reason for changing from abstain to oppose.
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Opposed. Cookie’s proven links to the GRU and his involvement in the hacking of the 2016 US presidential election are reason enough why he can never be allowed to infiltrate the Curia. The fate of western democracy depends on our collective vigilance as citizens. We can’t afford the lazy assumption that the Curia is too large and powerful to be compromised. He has already used the Thema Devia to proliferate disinformation designed to divide and conquer western society. For example:
    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    sure I'd like to ass kick you bud.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    stop posting hitlers birthday please
    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    I prefer the more racially sensitive term "a hole" but yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    Never mind, knowing Akar I thought we were talking hell, not heaven, so I didn't even read it and what I said makes no sense apparently.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    Which French girl names are more beautiful than Badr or Myrtille?
    Notice here Cookie adopts a number of different online personas in order to turn ordinary Devians against one another, from arch conservative reactionary to critical race theorist, American evangelical to French nationalist. Do the right thing. Stop Putin in his tracks. Save democracy. Send Cookie back to Siberia, where he can never again threaten the maidenhood of western civilization.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludicus View Post
    No, we don't care about your libertarian "evidence".
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    To be fair, Myrtille is a pretty nice name.
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    So is Chlamydia.

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Everybody is out and about, including Chlamydia.
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Gonorrhea and her friends came home late last night.

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Thesaurian View Post
    Opposed. ...Notice here Cookie adopts a number of different online personas in order to turn ordinary Devians against one another, from arch conservative reactionary to critical race theorist, American evangelical to French nationalist. Do the right thing. Stop Putin in his tracks. Save democracy. Send Cookie back to Siberia, where he can never again threaten the maidenhood of western civilization.
    I am little confused by the opposition. What you quoted speaks to his good humor. He is like a poor man's Heinz (if y'all know the poster).
    He has won awards and he has been an active member of this forum.

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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    What? Cookie? A citizen? But I've opposed him before! I've opposed him, meme'd him and ridiculed him! So what will I ever do now that he is up for citizenship again, with an application as weak as that?

    Sigh, alright fine. I guess I he is my little pogchamp. Which also means that I'll write a short few words. Cookiegod may seem like a troll to us, but he does it for the good spirit of all. He is always well-enough mannered, and genuinley makes TWC a more fun and enjoyable place to spend time in, whether it's chatting away in the TD, seeing his debate posts or interacting with him elsewhere. He won the 2020 member awards for best avatar, though I am in doubt that just the one avatar won it. Much like players in a Hotseat campaign, they keep on switching. So much that his infamous Cookie-based theme has become an actual smiley on the forums. Imagine that, a smiley dating post-2005 on TWC. That's more than most can say.

    I don't foray much into the mudpit there myself, but I can showcase some of his contributions with actual weblinks, which I know a fair few here might like to peruse.

    He has won the Screenshot competition twelve times! That's like, more than ten! In addition to this, he is a joy in the commentary threads, and his peseudo-feud with Derc has become a legend over there.

    He is also an active figure in the writers study, having won himself a bronze medal for his contributions there. What contributions you say? Well, he has written a couple of very entertaining AAR's in a different style to the often nitty-gritty down to earth stuff. That does not detract from their value, and from his many edited screenshots, "artworks" and commentaries one can tell that he is talented, and that he brings a lot more to the table than just dem bantz.
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    So I say aye, let's give him some encouragement and recognition for his antics.
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    Default Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod (Patron: Adamat)

    What you just said KA, is actually what his patron Adamat should do hence for getting opposition.
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