Ancient America and the Founding Fathers

[Roma_Victrix]

Firstly, Serbs, Canadians and Albanians GET OUT of this thread, right now! You don't belong! Hahahahahaha!


Secondly, Ancient America is older than all of your copycat civilizations. We were the first to invent the English alphabet, long before Early Dynastic Egyptians stole our ideas to make hieroglyphs from us and the Bronze Age Shang dynasty Chinese took our alphabet and perverted it to create the Oracle Bone Script and Bronze Script. Phoenician jerks and Greek losers just took the idea of the alphabet entirely from us, clearly.

The ancient United States established by the chariot riding warlord George Washington was way more powerful than the Roman Empire or the Mongol Empire combined. Clearly we're the ones who sailed from Neolithic Britain before the Celts got there to ruin the place in order to establish the Americas long before sneaky Italians like Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci could make their claims of discovery. If you look at ancient Olmec status from Mexico their monolithic faces look just like George Washington!

The United States also established Pacific colonies way before we took over Guam, Samoa and the Philippines. I bet you didn't even know that Goguryeo was a US colony, so the silly Korean nationalists and Chinese nationalists can stop arguing if it belonged to them or some Manchu people. Wrong! It was Thomas Jefferson who sent an expedition of commandos to take it over and tilled the land there personally.

Also waiting on India and Pakistan to return the Dancing Girl and Priest-King statues, respectively, because they were stolen from us by Mohenjo-daro of the Indus Valley Civilization. Both sculptures should be placed prominently on Joe Biden's desk in the Oval Office where they once proudly stood millennia ago in the First White House, before it was burned down by the Britons.

Can't wait for a bunch of drooling 19th-century revisionist armchair historians to come into this thread and try to disagree with someone who knows way more than they'll ever know!