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    Firstly, Serbs, Canadians and Albanians GET OUT of this thread, right now! You don't belong! Hahahahahaha!


    Secondly, Ancient America is older than all of your copycat civilizations. We were the first to invent the English alphabet, long before Early Dynastic Egyptians stole our ideas to make hieroglyphs from us and the Bronze Age Shang dynasty Chinese took our alphabet and perverted it to create the Oracle Bone Script and Bronze Script. Phoenician jerks and Greek losers just took the idea of the alphabet entirely from us, clearly.

    The ancient United States established by the chariot riding warlord George Washington was way more powerful than the Roman Empire or the Mongol Empire combined. Clearly we're the ones who sailed from Neolithic Britain before the Celts got there to ruin the place in order to establish the Americas long before sneaky Italians like Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci could make their claims of discovery. If you look at ancient Olmec status from Mexico their monolithic faces look just like George Washington!

    The United States also established Pacific colonies way before we took over Guam, Samoa and the Philippines. I bet you didn't even know that Goguryeo was a US colony, so the silly Korean nationalists and Chinese nationalists can stop arguing if it belonged to them or some Manchu people. Wrong! It was Thomas Jefferson who sent an expedition of commandos to take it over and tilled the land there personally.

    Also waiting on India and Pakistan to return the Dancing Girl and Priest-King statues, respectively, because they were stolen from us by Mohenjo-daro of the Indus Valley Civilization. Both sculptures should be placed prominently on Joe Biden's desk in the Oval Office where they once proudly stood millennia ago in the First White House, before it was burned down by the Britons.

    Can't wait for a bunch of drooling 19th-century revisionist armchair historians to come into this thread and try to disagree with someone who knows way more than they'll ever know!

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    George Washington was a UFO Mason
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    It was Thomas Jefferson who sent an expedition of commandos to take it over and tilled the land there personally.
    You're saying instead of leading the charge he sent others while hiding in basement like a scared child. Such a great role model for US leaders!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Adrian View Post
    George Washington was a UFO Mason
    Ancient Aliens built all other civilizations except for that of the United States, which was simply too awesome for that and scared the aliens away with its awesomeness.

    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    You're saying instead of leading the charge he sent others while hiding in basement like a scared child. Such a great role model for US leaders!
    Nah ah! He was too busy fighting Barbary pirates in North Africa at the time! Everyone knows that!

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    We were the first to invent the English alphabet, long before Early Dynastic Egyptians stole our ideas to make hieroglyphs from us and the Bronze Age Shang dynasty Chinese took our alphabet and perverted it to create the Oracle Bone Script and Bronze Script.
    Pfff... Fake News.

    Everybody knows that Ancient America has stolen the English Alphabet from Rolling Canoe and the Founding Feathers civilisation!
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    Firstly, Serbs, Canadians and Albanians GET OUT of this thread, right now! You don't belong! Hahahahahaha!
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    The only thing ancient about america is their president, the Immortan Joe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morticia Iunia Bruti View Post
    Pfff... Fake News.

    Everybody knows that Ancient America has stolen the English Alphabet from Rolling Canoe and the Founding Feathers civilisation!
    That is a horrendous lie and I will sue you in court for such slander against the Founding Fathers! All of whom were fantastically musclebound warriors as depicted in this documentary below available on Youtube:



    Quote Originally Posted by Vladyvid View Post
    The only thing ancient about america is their president, the Immortan Joe!

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    Foreigner! Outlander! Show some due respect for Joe Biden the Elder, who was but a young lad when the locomotive was invented and only three years older than Donald Trump, another great elderly American hero who slays dragon-like beasts with his bare hands. Take that and put it in your pipe and smoke it, English Harry and St. George!

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    I guess the only way to solve this argument for good is War In The Balkans 2(tm).

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    Default Re: Ancient America and the Founding Fathers

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
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    Foreigner! Outlander! Show some due respect for Joe Biden the Elder, who was but a young lad when the locomotive was invented and only three years older than Donald Trump, another great elderly American hero who slays dragon-like beasts with his bare hands. Take that and put it in your pipe and smoke it, English Harry and St. George!
    Pff Fake news, Joe and Donald were encircled and captured 16-18 December 1944 by the fast reserve forces of the german 18th and 62d Volksgrenadierdivision in the Schnee-Eifel.

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    What sounds like parody is partial true^^

    About noon a report reached the 62d Volks Grenadier Division command post that troops of the 190Th Regiment (the Germans who had broken through north of the cannon company positions) were on high ground north of Eigelscheid overlooking the road to Winterspelt. General Kittel ordered his mobile battalion up from the 164th Regiment
    reserve at Pronsfeld and into the attack along the Winterspelt road. This battalion, "mobile" in the sense that it was mounted on bicycles and reinforced by a company of self-propelled assault guns, was forced to stick to the macadam road.

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