The Vanishing of Flinn

[Akar]

Its worth a shot

[ggggtotalwarrior]

We need a seance

[Vladyvid]

What if...

[Septentrionalis]

I take the liberty of reporting that me and several other members of the staff have just received private messages from Flinn. I do not know any details, but I gather that not all is as well as we would hope it to be. He intends to come back, but that may not be as soon as we all would wish. That is all I know.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

...

[Akar]

wtf

[skh1]

Terribly sorry to hear this.

[Akar]

No, of course it shouldn't be closed.

I demand juicy details.

[skh1]

I withdrew my suggestion while you were responding because I feared I was being impertinent. It is not my place to say how this thread proceeds. Sorry about that, Akar.

[Derc]

You are.

[skh1]

My apologies to you as well, Derc.

[Akar]

While I appreciate your informal admittance of fault I think it would be appropriate for formal reparations to be made posthaste.

It's what Flinn would want.

[skh1]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

(A word of advice: don't google images of self-flagellation. Jesus.)

[Vladyvid]

Yeh lets dont panic, i think this might be a golden opportunity for TWC to have a real oracle like in ancient greece. We just need someone to guess the date when Flinn returns - without cheating like being tipped off.

[Akar]

June 6th or July 6th

[AqD]

3021 and none of you can disprove that.

[AoRun]

hey guys, Is this flinn's underwear? Found it in the garage

[Akar]

Those are in better shape than Flinn's typically are.

Which raises the question, who's mans underwear are you holding on to?

[Septentrionalis]

One thing I did not mention, but should have, is that his absence is unplanned. Something took place unexpectedly. He sent messages to people he was working on something with at the time of his disappearance, and some of the details in what he said let me understand that just sending those messages was an exertion on his part.

I know nothing, but I am going forward with the assumption that there has been some kind of tragedy. I hope that I am wrong, but I feel it is best to err on the side of caution and not make jokes about his absence anymore.

[Akar]

Flinn would definitely want us to be making (good natured) jokes about his absence.