I hate other races

[Akar]

Seriously, anything but the Indie 500 and I just do not care. STOP TALKING ABOUT ANY RACE BUT THE INDIE 500. Ugh.

Anyone else feel the same way?

[isa0005]

That's race-ist!

[Flinn]

Seriously, anything but the Indie 500 and I just do not care. STOP TALKING ABOUT ANY RACE BUT THE INDIE 500. Ugh.

Anyone else feel the same way?

I hate ALL the races, that is. Last one I saw was the Cannonball Race, I mean, the Doctor is probably the best character ever made

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing : I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing.

J.J. McClure : You may be a little over qualified for this job.

[Lifthrasir]

^^ That's a good one
What about Death Race 2000? 1st movie with Stallone

[Sir Adrian]

Le Mans 24 or le go home

[Derc]

Indie 500? Don't be so anti-Semitic. I like the Dakar Rallye. It even has your name in it. However, unfortunately it was forced to flee its homeland and has now migrated to Saudi-Arabia.

[Sir Adrian]

So it's more like Memri TV rally

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I like the daily Race of the Elder to the diner.

[Roma_Victrix]

The hillbillies who support NASCAR at Charlotte on the same date are not going to take kindly to your tone, Akar. They gonna fix you up real good, city boy! Heya, heya, heya!

[Akar]

We don't like people of your type around here.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Still all kindergarden in comparison to the DTM (German Touring Car Mastership) on the Green Hell at Nürburgring (Or Hockenheimring).

[Derc]

Germans and their race fetish. Disgusting.

[Cookiegod]

Best race is the race to Berlin. We don't care if you raceists like it or not. We don't care if you want to partake in it or not. But it takes place nevertheless.

EDIT: Also it's the only reason to visit Berlin. Ever.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Also it's the only reason to visit Berlin.

And Berliner Weisse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_Weisse

[Cookiegod]

Not surprised that Berliners are restricted to this water when anything stronger is for molotovs only.

[Iskar]

Best race is the race to Berlin. We don't care if you raceists like it or not. We don't care if you want to partake in it or not. But it takes place nevertheless.

EDIT: Also it's the only reason to visit Berlin. Ever.

I thought the only reason to go to Berlin was visiting the musuems with the renaissance paintings and annoy everyone else by laughing about the ugly babies, weird faces, anatomically impossible horses, and painters with a slightly exaggerated faible for drawing overly large genitalia.

[Derc]

No reason the visit Berlin except if you want to meet extremely hypocrite people, history itself, and the KaDeWe. Stuff hasn't changed since 1907, indeed.

The rush on the 'Autobahn' seems inviting. But don't forget the 'Baustelle'.

[Diamat]

Why is no one here talking about Marble Races?

[Cookiegod]

I thought the only reason to go to Berlin was visiting the musuems with the renaissance paintings and annoy everyone else by laughing about the ugly babies, weird faces, anatomically impossible horses, and painters with a slightly exaggerated faible for drawing overly large genitalia.

What about statues with oversized genitalia? I've always felt intimidated by David's, Laokoon's and his children's oversized junk.

[Flinn]

Oversized for you

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