There's a rumor going around lads, maybe even one of those QAnon conspiracy things seen floating about, that claims former Vice President Mike Pence is extremely well endowed.
Twitter even banned the phrase due to its increasing popularity, i.e. hashtag "Hung Mike Pence" for those uninitiated in the seedy, crusty underbelly of American penile politics.
Recently, Borat went to the 2020 Republican National Convention (RNC) for his latest "movie film" and called him "Mike Peniz" (in a pseudo-Kazakh but really a Yiddish accent), which seems a little too on the nose now that we know the truth! Once again, Sacha Baron Cohen is a modern day Nostradamus in his predictions of things yet to be told.
We may never get to the bottom of this, no matter how hard we thrust ourselves into exertion, mentally of course! Needless to say, all that disparaging "small hands" talk aimed at Trump by primary opponent Marco Rubio during the 2016 Republican primaries was curiously silent about the real man behind the curtain, Mike Pence. A discreet figure, he never finds himself alone with another woman aside from his equally conservative Christian wife Karen Pence. Always beaming and smiling when standing next to him, one can only imagine why!
I would assume it's because he fulfills her in every imaginable way. What could another man possibly offer and who could ever replace him? After all, the plural form of UK's penny sterling is "pence", a subdivision of the British pound, an apt name for a man capable of...pounding out a career for himself.