One of my all-time favorite internet jokes. No doubt many have seen this list before, but history is sometimes worth a repeat.
The Most Appropriate Wub Bombs in History
Presented by Dick Cheney.
1. “What the was that?”
– Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
2. “Any ing idiot could understand that!”
– Albert Einstein, 1915
3. “What do you mean we’re ing sinking?”
- Captain of the Titanic, 1912
4. “You want WHAT on the ing ceiling?!”
- Michelangelo, 1505
5. “Where did all them ing Indians come from?”
- Gen. George Custer, 1876
6. “It does SO ing look like her!”
- Pablo Picasso, 1909
7. “How the did you work that out!”
- Pythagoras, 530 BC
8. “Scattered ing showers my ass!”
- Noah, 3600 BC
9. “Geez, I didn’t think they would get this ing mad.”
- Julius Caesar, 49 BC
10. “That’s all it comes in, ing black?”
- Henry Ford, 1908
11. "Where the are we?
-Amelia Earhart, 1937
12. "I don't suppose its going to ing rain."
-Joan of Arc, 1431
13. “Aw come on, who the is going to find out?”
- Bill Clinton, 1999