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    Default The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    One of my all-time favorite internet jokes. No doubt many have seen this list before, but history is sometimes worth a repeat.


    The Most Appropriate Wub Bombs in History
    Presented by Dick Cheney.


    1. “What the was that?”
    – Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

    2. “Any ing idiot could understand that!”
    – Albert Einstein, 1915

    3. “What do you mean we’re ing sinking?”
    - Captain of the Titanic, 1912

    4. “You want WHAT on the ing ceiling?!”
    - Michelangelo, 1505

    5. “Where did all them ing Indians come from?”
    - Gen. George Custer, 1876

    6. “It does SO ing look like her!”
    - Pablo Picasso, 1909

    7. “How the did you work that out!”
    - Pythagoras, 530 BC

    8. “Scattered ing showers my ass!”
    - Noah, 3600 BC

    9. “Geez, I didn’t think they would get this ing mad.”
    - Julius Caesar, 49 BC

    10. “That’s all it comes in, ing black?”
    - Henry Ford, 1908

    11. "Where the are we?
    -Amelia Earhart, 1937

    12. "I don't suppose its going to ing rain."
    -Joan of Arc, 1431

    13. “Aw come on, who the is going to find out?”

    - Bill Clinton, 1999
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    Default Re: The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    Fake.
    The single best wub is this one:
    No historical person can argue against that. We are ahead of their time, after all.

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    Default Re: The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    "You didn't ing tell me that, kid"

    Harrison Ford to Mark Hamill, after the famous "Luke, I am your father" scene
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    "Ouch! ing hell!"
    Isaac Newton - 1752

    "Holy !!!"
    Max Pruss - Captain of the Hindenburg - 1937
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    "Don't disturb my ing circles!"

    Archimedes, 212 BC

    "Where the is Grouchy?"

    Napoleon Waterloo 1815

    "Where the are those rocks suddenly coming from?"

    Capt. Schettino , 'Costa Concordia', 13.01.2012
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    Default Re: The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morticia Iunia Bruti View Post
    "Don't disturb my ing circles!"
    Archimedes, 212 BC
    "Wrong ing wub!"

    - Circle to Archimedes, before snitching to the Romans about the ToS breach


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    Default Re: The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    hey guys i think some of these quotes might be fake?

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    No, they are all true.

    "Where are my ing votes!!!"

    President Trump to Mr. Raffensberger, 02. January 2021
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    " she's hot!"

    Pierre Cauchon during Joan the Arc execution - May 30, 1431
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    Default Re: The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    A few less known from my country:

    "My feet ing hurt."
    -A legendary founder of Czech nation on top of Říp "mountain", 644 CE.

    "Where the are they?"
    King John the Blind, battle of Crécy, 1346 CE

    "We'd need a ing tank to get out of this."
    Jan Žižka, battle of Kutná Hora, 1421 CE

    " the Kaiser."
    T.G.Masaryk, 1918 CE

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    Default Re: The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    And a bonus one for Flinn:

    "ing noobs. Let me show you what I learned in Italy."
    Jozef Tiso, 1939 CE

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    "They won't break our line this ing time"-Gaius Terrentius Varro, ab urbe condite 538
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    "NOW we'll ing see if that dog can get in here". - The nation of China upon completion of the Wall (as reported by Gary Larson).

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    Default Re: The Best Wub Bombs in History.

    A few more, since I'm in the mood...

    "ing shoddy carpentry."
    Jesus, 34 CE

    "Which ing battery?"
    James Brudenell, Earl of Cardigan, 1854 CE

    "Who the are you?"
    Abraham Lincoln, 1865 CE and John Lennon, 1980 CE

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