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    Default How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    We haven't seen either one here probably in two or three weeks. Can that be a coincidence? What if those two feuding parties are in fact the same person? That would shake the very foundation of our existence here. Is there anything we trust after that?

    Another scenario, one even more terrifying to think about, is that they have buried the axe and are plotting something in concert. If those two powerful figures decided to join their forces, that would be the end of the delicate balance of power here. I am not sure if the rest of us could oppose them even together, if they decided to misuse their powers.


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    I'm sure it started from this:



    You can see Roma's head has been separated. Despite him being a superior creature capable of survival without a head (not unlike cockroaches), it's now without eyes, ears and nose - we can imagine he's just sitting at home now, struggling to find and open the door, or find food to be consumed by the hole on his neck.

    As for cookie, my theory is that on his left hand Roma's blood glued the axe to his face, and given his thin legs he has to keep Roma's head on the right hand to keep balance, or he'd fall and never be able to get up.

    So now both are immobile and doomed.

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    I have never seen them in the same room together.
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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Cookie is very busy in RL right now. For Roma it is most likely the same. As is for me, and many others. This is the nightmarish time before Christmas, after all.

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Eh, I can't understand that. Isn't it just another day you buy yourself useless gifts and eat the most unhealthy food?

    Although I do miss street kids singing songs door by door and firecrackers overnight (they'd be frozen to death here )

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    I talked to Cookie like 4 days ago.

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    I take umbrage with the idea that Cookie and I are the same person, especially after he tried to decapitate me. That's like Adaptation levels of having a multiple personality.


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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Roma and Cookie have a feud/relationship so we are kept unaware of the REAL powers of TWC. They are but pawns in 'the game'. (or knights at best) Turn away from the lies and open your eyes to the real TWC.

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    How do we know it's not just self-hate and self-love, eh? We have zero evidence they're separated creatures and self-decapitate is entirely possible

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    It is true that Roma has been decapitated, by me, unfortunately he'd already been used to not using his head, so he hasn't noticed yet. One day I'll get him though, and then he will become me. All my victims are absorbed into the dough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    All my victims are absorbed into the dough.
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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Cookiegod basically takes over your cellular matter and imitates it at the cellular level like John Carpenter's The Thing, producing a perfect carbon copy of a full organism.

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
    And tomorrow you'll be on your way
    Don't give a damn about what other people say
    Because tomorrow is a brand-new day


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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    Eh, I can't understand that. Isn't it just another day you buy yourself useless gifts and eat the most unhealthy food?
    Ye. It's also that infamous time of the year when all deadlines of a project end.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morticia Iunia Bruti View Post
    Perhaps Cookie is an Abzorbalovian?
    More likely a Bavarian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morticia Iunia Bruti View Post
    Who?

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    Allons-y my impossible girl...
    Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
    And tomorrow you'll be on your way
    Don't give a damn about what other people say
    Because tomorrow is a brand-new day


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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Looks awfully Bulgarian to me.

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Too Bulgarian.

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    It is quite possible that Cookiegod ate both a Bulgarian and Bavarian, absorbing their Slavic and Germanic genetics as he continues harvesting human gene pools in a snowball down the mountain effect, morphing, becoming larger and more genetically diverse with each host victim he takes over and devours.

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    Default Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    I would have already achieved world domination by now if I hadn't absorbed Bavarian DNA along the way.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    From Socrates over Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected by the reactionary bourgeoisie
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