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    Default I've decided to join Isis

    That's right, you read that correctly!

    I've decided to join the Hellenistic cult of Isis, otherwise known as ISIS, because she's a fantastic ancient Egyptian goddess and if she was good enough for the ancient Greeks and Romans to worship as a foreign deity then she's good enough for my standards!

    In fact, I plan on becoming one of her most blindly devout devotees if not an overly overzealous follower. Writers at Charlie Hebdo beware! I plan on sending them strongly worded hieroglyphic letters chiseled into ceramic ostraca if they offend my chief deity with blasphemous cartoon depictions instead of treating her like a true goddess. I will also deface the photographs of Charlie Hebdo cartoonists if they choose this immoral path, just as the Egyptians defaced statues of the apostate pharaoh Akhenaten in damnatio memoriae for being a monotheistic heretic worshiping a sun disc. What a ridiculous infidel!

    The very hip and cool Cleopatra VII of Egypt, beloved today as an enduring symbol of Hellenistic Egypt, was one of her main followers, depicting herself as Isis in some artwork and as her Greek equivalent Aphrodite on some of her Ptolemaic Greek coinage. If you don't like Isis, that means you don't like Cleopatra either, you n00b.

    Will you join the cult of Isis too? Who's with me?


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    Inshallah brother. One day we will be able to pledge our true allegience without these code words.




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    TAKBIR!



    ALLAHU COOKBAR

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    I would gladly "join ISIS", but not her cult, though
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    Oh yeah, she's basically begging to be joined at the hip, if you know what I mean.

    Read it and weep you Isis haters! https://twitter.com/DigitalMapsAW/st...24762606280704

    More about the cult of Isis, which you should definitely join if you're not a blasphemous unbeliever like the guys over at ISIS who stole her perfectly good name: http://persweb.wabash.edu/facstaff/r...oject/ISIS.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Oh yeah, she's basically begging to be joined at the hip, if you know what I mean.
    I don't know what you mean

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
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    Hip is an anatomical feature of anthropomorphic gods. It is in the lower middle section of the body; essentially where legs are connected to the torso. In that general area there are connectivity features the exact configuration of which depends on the god's gender.

    Gods of the cookie kind do not have hips nor connectors, so your confusion is quite understandable.

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    I do not know what cookie is in Classical Greek, so I cannot coin a word that directly corresponds to anthropomorphic. However, I propose the Latinate word "crustuloform" to refer to deities that have the physical form of a cookie.

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    You know, normally I would say Allahu Akbar, but since I'm a follower of Isis now, I guess it's Isis Akbar, and Enshisis, not Enshallah.

    Indeed, the Total War Center Terms of Service, or ToS(haria), cannot be violated. You have rightfully slain the heretic Akar for this offense, but I'm not sure how I've committed lewd jokes thus far in my thread by merely mentioning Isis has a pair of lovely hips. All I've ever done is praise the name of Isis!

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    Praise ISIS! Her hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? As a little blue baby I have the privilege to suckle on those godly teats. That's not lewd it's nurturing, it's her job as a goddess of fertility.

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    IM NO HERETIC

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurkafinwŰ View Post
    Praise ISIS! Her hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? As a little blue baby I have the privilege to suckle on those godly teats. That's not lewd it's nurturing, it's her job as a goddess of fertility.
    The worship of Isis would spread easily if the pop singer Shakira converted to the faith and proliferated its message to the unwashed horde of infidels.

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    That statue is wrong, she is supposed to be black.
    "牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
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    "汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
    ("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")

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    She is supposed to be cookie brown.
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    You almost got me for like 5 seconds
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    It wouldn't be the first time someone on TWC joined ISIS....

    or the second...

    or the third...

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    As the Goddess of Simps she's a natural deity to TWC-goers

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    With idols like these, literally what strong-boned male or really, female wouldn't join?

    Truly she represents the future for our unworthy race...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurkafinwŰ View Post
    As the Goddess of Simps she's a natural deity to TWC-goers
    I hear the goddess Isis also maintains an OnlyFans account where the simps all line up and toss money at her feet, obsequiously bowing to her as their Findomme (financial dominant).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    I hear the goddess Isis also maintains an OnlyFans account where the simps all line up and toss money at her feet, obsequiously bowing to her as their Findomme (financial dominant).
    I'm not surprised. She deserves reverence (and every penny that goes with it) from the unwashed hordes of Man, unworthy of her presence.

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