Patron submission thread

[Cookiegod]

Are you a citizen? Do you think you have what it takes to receive the greatest honour of all time, of being the patron of a, nay THE GOD?!
Post your application below as to why it should be you I should bond with for life, or until inactivity doth us part.

[Turkafinwë]

Am I qualified? No. Will I ever be qualified? Also no. Is this potential carreer suicide? Most definitely. Do I apply? Of course. I'm not a coward.

Vote Turk as Augustus! Why? Because you can. Wait? what were we talking about?

[AqD]

This thread is highly offensive! I demand equal opportunity for non citizens - any of us should be qualified as patron too, just like those snobby citizens.

Or better, let's make citizenship qualifiable by universal voting

[Cookiegod]

Wait? what were we talking about?

We were talking about making the Curia great again. Why? Because yes we can

[Turkafinwë]

We were talking about making the Curia great again. Why? Because yes we can

Cookie, that's all you had to say!

This thread is highly offensive! I demand equal opportunity for non citizens - any of us should be qualified as patron too, just like those snobby citizens.

Or better, let's make citizenship qualifiable by universal voting

Universal voting? Ew. Equal opportunity? Ew. I find these concepts highly offensive. Off to the dungeon with you where you await your highly unfair trial, as God ordained it.

[Flinn]

I already offered to patronize you, so if you want to go the hard way, so be it

this is my submission

- either you accept me as your patron, or I'll do everything in my power to ostracize you .. welcome in Mafialand, dude

Spoiler for if this is not enough, I have candies too: 

I just love to be myself

[Akar]

I also have offered to patronize you, if you were willing to make a serious application.

[Cookiegod]

Oh well, I realised that I still have to wait a few months because of the 6 months without infractions rule.

In the meantime please rep and subscribe and if you like what I do, why don't you join my patreon for exclusive additional content?

[AqD]

what exclusive additional content? you nude pics don't count

[Cookiegod]

My nudes aren't exclusive. Everyone gets them at some point

[AqD]

You're avoiding the real question.

[Cookiegod]

Finding out what the exclusive content is is the exclusive content. I wouldn't want to rob you of the intrigue what 20€ a month subscription will get you

[Akar]

hi can i have some exclusive content?

[Cookiegod]

Pay me first

[Akar]

no

[Flinn]

Cookie, I remember you that locking stuff behind a paywall is forbidden here at TWC, no matter the stuff in question .. so now, where's our exclusive content, eh?

[Cookiegod]

Well it's on my Patreon

[Flinn]

My nudes aren't exclusive. Everyone gets them at some point

[Cookiegod]

Your wish is my demand

[Vladyvid]

Richard II was forced to grant the peasants freedom. But, as soon as they left, he reneged on that pledge and had them murdered in their hundreds. He addressed the people as follows: "Peasants you were and peasants you remain."

"You will stay in bondage, not as before but in an incomparably worse state. For as long as we are alive to achieve this, we shall work with our minds, powers and possessions to keep you in such subjugation that the abject state of your servitude may be a lesson to posterity."