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    Default I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    The only real question is where do you want it? On the head? The back of the head? In the back where you don't have to see it coming and can quietly say your prayers? Right in your chest where you can see it coming and take it like a man? I will at least be courteous enough to carry out your last wish, comrade. If you fail to respond then I will simply deliver the payload wherever I see fit. Either way, there is no escaping the blast radius. And you deserve one at least as big as the Tsar Bomba detonated by the Soviets.

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    Default Re: I AM GOING TO DROP A 50-MEGATON HYDROGEN BOMB ON TOP OF YOU, SCUM

    We do that in the bathroom dude. Just make sure to use the air refresher, a lot!

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    Default Re: I AM GOING TO DROP A 50-MEGATON HYDROGEN BOMB ON TOP OF YOU, SCUM

    i dont think this is the kind of thing you should joke about.

    a lot of good japanese soldiers died in that bombing

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    over 90% of deaths civilians too though they obviously don't matter. 150 confirmed soldiers out of 80k casualties.

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    Hey Roma, what you doin' with that bomb there?

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    the load. the load. the load. THE LOAD.

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    And here I was planning to visit some of my friends in Maryland and maybe doing a little detour around Virginia to meet up with the only American pig dog that I truly care about, Roma_victrix. And now he is threatening us with a hydrogen bomb. That is why a person should choose their friends carefully.

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    Civilization, best game ever
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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    wasn't it like Civ2 or so that had the integer underflow error that caused Gandhi to go from ultrafriendly to megahostile because if you exceeded the max value it'd just start counting from the base again and Gandhi being the friendliest of all was the most prone to the bug?

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    I don't know honestly, but I remember being nuked by Ghandi at the least once .. though I think I was the first who nuked someone else and then others (included him) nuked me on retaliation

    such great games, you could do the most absurd things (like going in war with axemen carried on modern steel ships )
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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    Quote Originally Posted by Vladyvid View Post
    We do that in the bathroom dude. Just make sure to use the air refresher, a lot!
    Funny, because on my birthday recently I definitely forgot to use the air freshener after eating a ton of food and left a serious bomb in the bathroom that several of my friends were choking on and laughing about while we were drinking late at night. I guess I already bombed people! If that's what I do to my own friends, imagine what I'll do to you.

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    i dont think this is the kind of thing you should joke about.

    a lot of good japanese soldiers died in that bombing
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    over 90% of deaths civilians too though they obviously don't matter. 150 confirmed soldiers out of 80k casualties.
    The killing of civilians in Hiroshima and Nagasaki didn't cross my mind when levying this threat. I was more or less thinking about you guys individually and come to think of it, I would just have you placed on a remote, uninhabited and deserted Indian Ocean island and blow you to smithereens with a hydrogen bomb. I know, rather expensive way to kill one person, but I have a flair for the dramatic.

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    Hey Roma, what you doin' with that bomb there?

    Burn this abomination with fire! Better yet, a hydrogen bomb!

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    And here I was planning to visit some of my friends in Maryland and maybe doing a little detour around Virginia to meet up with the only American pig dog that I truly care about, Roma_victrix. And now he is threatening us with a hydrogen bomb. That is why a person should choose their friends carefully.
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    Dude, I was literally listening to "Civ6 Scythian Tomyris theme music" on Youtube right when I saw this. That's a strange topical coincidence. Gandhi sure loves to nuke people. Thought the dude was all about peace, love for humanity, reconciliation, and simple independence from the British Empire.

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    lol who listens to music about a queen. What a beta.

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    lol who listens to music about a queen. What a beta.
    Long live the queen. You're definitely the first person to get the hydrogen bomb then, Frenchie.

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    Long live the queen. You're definitely the first person to get the hydrogen bomb then, Frenchie.
    What a coincidence! I know somebody who thinks similar:


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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Long live the queen. You're definitely the first person to get the hydrogen bomb then, Frenchie.
    The only queen I, a truly masculine man+god+cookie, listen to is Freddie Mercury.

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    Default Re: I am going to drop a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of you, scum

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    The only real question is where do you want it? On the head? The back of the head? In the back where you don't have to see it coming and can quietly say your prayers? Right in your chest where you can see it coming and take it like a man? I will at least be courteous enough to carry out your last wish, comrade. If you fail to respond then I will simply deliver the payload wherever I see fit. Either way, there is no escaping the blast radius. And you deserve one at least as big as the Tsar Bomba detonated by the Soviets.

    Bombs away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irontaino View Post
    Threaten us with a good time why don't cha?
    Oh yeah, we'll be having a blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sar1n View Post
    Oh yeah, we'll be having a blast.

    I hear it'll be the bomb.
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